A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of bitches
who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses
on the train...cause we're going on down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room
and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,
you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language.
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All
passengers
please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a
pleasant
one." "We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her
little
darling
continue... "For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no
smoking
on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us
today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, PLEASE see the bitch in the
kitchen..."
Last edited by Comtrad; 12-05-06 at 09:51 AM. Reason: spelling
My son ... ask for thyself another internet connection, for that which I leave is too slow for thee
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
LOL
That's good stuff right there.
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Mystical Folding Minx
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