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    Kitchen B*tch

    A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son

    playing with his new electric train in the living room.

    She heard the train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of bitches
    who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop!

    And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses
    on the train...cause we're going on down the tracks."

    The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
    kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room
    and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,

    you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language.

    Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing

    with his train.

    Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All
    passengers
    please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a
    pleasant
    one." "We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her
    little
    darling
    continue... "For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no
    smoking

    on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
    with us
    today."

    As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
    are
    pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, PLEASE see the bitch in the
    kitchen..."
    Last edited by Comtrad; 12-05-06 at 09:51 AM. Reason: spelling

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