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    Banging Turtles!

    WTF? Didn't know them mofos were kinky like that

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/k...urtle-sex.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    WTF? Didn't know them mofos were kinky like that

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/k...urtle-sex.html
    Prey its normal, same thing is doing my male, when he is trying to mount the female.Worst case scenario is when he doesnt put it where it belongs, then i have to clean up the sperms because its all over enclosure
    They are banging them because they need them to get into right position, most of the time the female is trying to run but he always catches her and after awhile she is so tired she just give up

    Note: They are not turtles, they are tortoises.Turtle lives in water/land, to bask, tortoise only on land.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rivas
    Prey its normal, same thing is doing my male, when he is trying to mount the female.Worst case scenario is when he doesnt put it where it belongs, then i have to clean up the sperms because its all over enclosure
    They are banging them because they need them to get into right position, most of the time the female is trying to run but he always catches her and after awhile she is so tired she just give up
    LMAO! You have to clean up jizz! You should work at .99 cent peeps shows



    Note: They are not turtles, they are tortoises.Turtle lives in water/land, to bask, tortoise only on land.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    LMAO! You have to clean up jizz! You should work at .99 cent peeps shows







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    HAA, that is hilarious, turtles know how to get down and dirty!

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    YOS please post that gif with the guy going through the door
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shagster
    HAA, that is hilarious, turtles know how to get down and dirty!
    They are tortoises
    To be human is to choose.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rivas
    They are tortoises
    Same chit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    Same chit
    Mexican, Puerto Rican, same chit. One if by land, two if by sea.



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    We're taller and better looking though, other than that, yeah, same chit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521


    We're taller and better looking though, other than that, yeah, same chit

    Eh, that is your Dominican half talkin'

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    Dominican/PR, same chit, different accent
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    Dominican/PR, same chit, different accent
    Darker color, machismo, cleaner Spanish, better at beisbol, shares an island with Frenchies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Yes
    Darker color, machismo, cleaner Spanish, better at beisbol, shares an island with Frenchies
    To be human is to choose.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Yes
    Darker color, machismo, cleaner Spanish, better at beisbol, shares an island with Frenchies
    Sharing the island with Frenchies negates all other advantages......and I would hope that they're better at baseball, there's nothing else to do there
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Yes
    Mexican, Puerto Rican, same chit. One if by land, two if by sea.



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    OH NO YOU DIDN'T

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    For those that dont know, that was just a male vs male dominance thing.

    Funny vid though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty
    OH NO YOU DIDN'T
    No offense intended. If taken, then you have my profound and profuse apologies.

    david

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Yes
    No offense intended. If taken, then you have my profound and profuse apologies.

    david
    No offense taken, I was doing my friend from NYC Laquitia imitation. I was laughing as I wrote it, sorry I left out one smiley at the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zerohero
    For those that dont know, that was just a male vs male dominance thing.

    Funny vid though
    You cant say that for sure, you didnt see their tails.
    When mating season comes male will try to mount whatever moves.
    Dominance thing is happening when female is around and i didnt see any.
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