The Wedding Night

The wedding date was set and the groom's three

Pals, a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist, were deciding

What pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured, sawing the slats of their bed would

Give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and

Promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each

Of the grooms buddies received the following note:

Dear Friends,

We didn't mind the bed slats being sawed.

The electric shock was only a minor setback.

But I swear to God Almighty,

I'm going to kill whoever put Novocain in the K-Y Jelly.