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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie
    I'll be there in 8.5 minutes!
    Is that with or without foreplay?
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    SCat, if you keep ordering double shots of man milk, they are going to ban you from the bar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rivas
    NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER SAY IT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN !!!!!

    Sorry, I put him up to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat
    9 minutes til Happy Hour starts....

    I gave up on the turtle soup....didn't come out tasting very well, those little bite sized chunks that were so hard to chop up as they scampered across the cutting board ended up tough as a rubber band. So threw that out in the trash..the sea gulls are having a field day.

    Since I'm out of time....baked a bunch of potatoes...we'll split 'em 'n stuff 'em with cheese, bacon, sour cream, chives, buttah. Baked stuffed potatoes, with the option of putting a big dollop of chile over the top.
    1 order of food, and some beer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken
    SCat, if you keep ordering double shots of man milk, they are going to ban you from the bar!
    That's not milk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken
    SCat, if you keep ordering double shots of man milk, they are going to ban you from the bar!
    Glad I dont drink mixed drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat
    Is that with or without foreplay?

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    Give a bottle of Capt Morgan to Ken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty
    Give a bottle of Capt Morgan to Ken.
    Hey Lefty, do you have anymore? I've recovered from the two beers. I'll stick to Pina Coladas made with the Capt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie
    Hey Lefty, do you have anymore? I've recovered from the two beers. I'll stick to Pina Coladas made with the Capt.
    Set her up, and give her a key to my office in case she is feeling friskey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty
    Set her up, and give her a key to my office in case she is feeling friskey.

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    Tonights entertainment...for the adult VIP lounge only, "Nude Billiards...teams, men vs women".
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    formats camera disk

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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat
    Tonights entertainment...for the adult VIP lounge only, "Nude Billiards...teams, men vs women".
    You guys don't stand a chance against us women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie
    I am sorry, I took the last slice.
    You are forgiven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat
    9 minutes til Happy Hour starts....

    I gave up on the turtle soup....didn't come out tasting very well, those little bite sized chunks that were so hard to chop up as they scampered across the cutting board ended up tough as a rubber band. So threw that out in the trash..the sea gulls are having a field day.

    Since I'm out of time....baked a bunch of potatoes...we'll split 'em 'n stuff 'em with cheese, bacon, sour cream, chives, buttah. Baked stuffed potatoes, with the option of putting a big dollop of chile over the top.
    OMG you are so bad CAT
    How can you say that

    To be human is to choose.


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    than to live on your knees.

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    8 Ball...corner pocket. We won ladies! I was hiding under the table til everyone left
    Mystical Folding Minx

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissTynker2
    8 Ball...corner pocket. We won ladies! I was hiding under the table til everyone left
    Stumbles out of office, what do we have here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty
    Stumbles out of office, what do we have here.
    Busted!!! Your break Lefty!
    Mystical Folding Minx

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissTynker2
    Busted!!! Your break Lefty!
    I wont even need my Viking Cue

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