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    SG MVP Lefty's Avatar
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    Now Open The SG Tavern ***Order up***

    BAR-WHENCH

    I'll have a double 3 Olives Martini, straight, olives and stirred please. I aint as good as I once was but its 5 oclock somewhere.

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    Guinness please!
    MORNING WOOD Lumber Company
    Guinness for Strength!!!

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    Crown n Coke if ya please... need to get a bit mello n smoothed out before my nap
    Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
    I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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    beer.

    make that 2 beers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humboldt
    beer.

    make that 2 beers.
    Better Bring a pitcher...

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    I'll just have a diet coke with a twist of lemon??

    Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat
    Guinness please!

    Same please
    To be human is to choose.


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    than to live on your knees.

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    A Bass Ale & a Busty Serving Wench Please!

    And put in on Your Tab Lefty

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    Quote Originally Posted by minir
    A Bass Ale & a Busty Serving Wench Please!

    And put in on Your Tab Lefty

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    Your first one is on the house sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minir
    A Bass Ale & a Busty Serving Wench Please!

    And put in on Your Tab Lefty

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    Oh oh! Call in Debbie for my replacement for the second part of that request!
    Mystical Folding Minx

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    A round for the house on me before change of shift!
    Mystical Folding Minx

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    hold on!

    can you guys wait a minute?

    I have to go pee pee....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissTynker2
    Oh oh! Call in Debbie for my replacement for the second part of that request!
    Did someone call on a busty serving wench?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie
    Did someone call on a busty serving wench?
    Yups! Special customer request....tosses Deb the bar towel...You are on duty gal!
    Mystical Folding Minx

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissTynker2
    Yups! Special customer request....tosses Deb the bar towel...You are on duty gal!

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    Post count padders only post in this thread, minus me of course
    Have your feelings been hurt by a random act of E-Thuggery? If so, call 1-800-Waaaaahmbulance, we're here 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, to take your call, you could be due a large monetary settlement, don't delay, call now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    Post count padders only post in this thread, minus me of course


    im not understanding this "post padders" thing you speak of...
    Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
    I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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    man this waitress suxx!!

    oooh and bring me a dos equis amber PLEASE?
    Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
    I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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    I will have a nice Pina Colada made with Captain Morgan's please and can you float it with another shot? Thank you daaaaling!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    Post count padders only post in this thread, minus me of course
    Shirely Temple for you sir.

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