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    Imperial Impotentate brembo's Avatar
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    Red face motorcycle put me in hospital today

    ow.

    Full dislocation of my right shoulder. Hit a tree a full wick. I had to walk out of the forest for about 1/2 mile, get in a car and meet an ambulance. Total time in excruciating pain, about 1.5 hours. Morphine didn't touch the pain, only got relief after they knocked me out and relocated the bone.

    I'm trussed up snd cannot move my right arm at all. Have to go meet an orthopedic surgeon wednesday too see how much other damage I did.

    30mph, weird deflection and the tree stopped me COLD. The pain was incredible. Morphine didn't slow my heart at all, didn't drop my pressure at all. I wanted to pass out, but the streaks of pain just eould not allow it.

    I *should* be right as rain in 4 weeks tho, and back in the saddle in 2 months, I hope.
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    Second Most EVIL YARDofSTUF's Avatar
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    Is the bike ok?

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    Dammit Dan...That tree got off lucky you didnt catch it with your thick skull...

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    Damn man....You hit a tree? Glad to see your still alive!!!!

    Maybe you need a new hobby. A safe one like chasing women.







    Errr...umm...after a bit of thought...maybe the cycle is safer.


    Get well quick!

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    you just keep getting more attractive every day!

    hell I am gonna raid your fridge!.. whatya gonna do about it? >nuthin

    some of us warned you about bein an ass on your bike. should prolly sell it. i would imagine its worth alot less now bwahahaha..


    ok I'm done / I am glad your ok otherwise I'd have nopone to taunt bwahahah


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    You moron.

    Glad it was *just* your shoulder. You're dumb enough already without hitting your head

    Why'd you hit the tree?

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    Is this going to be a new sport in NC? Glad your alright homeslice, say the word and I'll send Humby's mom over to "relocate" anything ya need
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    Damn Brembo, that sucks. I hope you get better soon guy.
    Your lucky it wasn't worse I guess. Just ask Sonny Bono.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randy
    some of us warned you about bein an ass on your bike. should prolly sell it. i would imagine its worth alot less now bwahahaha..
    Brembo should get a Turbo/Nitrous Hayabusa or a Dodge Tomahawk Bike next time. Prey could probly write a sweet eulogy with all that poetry he does.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YARDofSTUF
    Is the bike ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brembo
    I'm trussed up snd cannot move my right arm at all.
    Pics?



    Glad you're okay (well... as okay as you can be)
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    get better

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    ****.. hope you have a speedy recovery.

    And remember: When you get in trouble, clutch FIRST, and apply the brakes SECOND, without squeezing.

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    Get well soon.
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    Well there goes your Sex Life for the next month Eh!

    Try to remember those handlebars are for steering as well as for using the throttle brembo.

    Heal quickly my Friend.

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    no. no, No. NO, NO... NO! stevebakh's Avatar
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    Wow... if you did that much damage to yourself, did you end up totalling your bike?

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    I was taking the dog for a walk when I heard a thud at the tree next to me, I thought it was odd casue no one was near by, now I know it must have been you. You hit pretty good. Get well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brembo
    motorcycle put me in hospital today .
    Thats like saying, guns kill people.

    Some Moron...errrr I 'mean idiot...errrr driver, has to point the bike at the tree

    Don't bounce as well in your old age do ya?

    Hope ya heal well,

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    brembo ain't it nice to be so loved?
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    Don'T feel Bad Look at this Guy !!!

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    I hope your Ok - Get well So you can ride again Soon

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