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    Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

    In the good nature of the
    What are you listening to thread
    The Bump thread and the
    Tell a lie thread.

    This one is the

    Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid answer thread

    Rules are simple, ask a stupid question, whoever gives the stupid answer must ask the next stupid question


    First question

    Why is Ken....Ken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris

    First question

    Why is Ken....Ken?
    He was BroKen, then he had an accident and is no longer a bro.

    Question: Is "Porfirio" really a Spanish first name or is it a brand of cereal?

    Hell_Yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Yes
    He was BroKen, then he had an accident and is no longer a bro.

    Question: Is "Porfirio" really a Spanish first name or is it a brand of cereal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Yes
    He was BroKen, then he had an accident and is no longer a bro.

    Question: Is "Porfirio" really a Spanish first name or is it a brand of cereal?

    It's a Spanish brand of cereal



    How'd you get your own star, David?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izzo
    It's a Spanish brand of cereal



    How'd you get your own star, David?
    It is on the Hebrewood walk of fame.... I am so focking important, they put an extra point on it.

    Question:

    Is there an International House of Pancakes in International Falls, Minnesota?

    Hell_Yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Yes
    It is on the Hebrewood walk of fame.... I am so focking important, they put an extra point on it.

    Question:

    Is there an International House of Pancakes in International Falls, Minnesota?
    Yes, its the Interplanetary House of Pancakes.

    Question;

    Why do they call it Military Inteligence? (sp)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Yes
    It is on the Hebrewood walk of fame.... I am so focking important, they put an extra point on it.

    Question:

    Is there an International House of Pancakes in International Falls, Minnesota?

    They could put it right on the border....you could pass through customs while passing the maple syrup!!

    Why aren't there more stupid questions in this thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izzo
    They could put it right on the border....you could pass through customs while passing the maple syrup!!

    Why aren't there more stupid questions in this thread?
    ///clears throat///


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty
    Yes, its the Interplanetary House of Pancakes.

    Question;

    Why do they call it Military Inteligence? (sp)

    Because eight syllables makes it sound important.

    Question:

    Who is Summer's Eve named after?

    Hell_Yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Yes

    Who is Summer's Eve named after?
    Trini's mom...who didn't exactly smell fresh as summer.

    What's the average increase in size of a chimps testicles over a mans? And why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat
    Trini's mom...who didn't exactly smell fresh as summer.

    What's the average increase in size of a chimps testicles over a mans? And why?
    When placing the chimps testicles over the man's testicles they increase 0.4% due to inflation.

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    kinkie thoughts. that is all.

    why can't i just get my degree one semester early without putting in the time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amro
    kinkie thoughts. that is all.

    why can't i just get my degree one semester early without putting in the time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amro
    why can't i just get my degree one semester early without putting in the time?
    Married men receive nothing without putting in excessive time.

    Question:

    Would breasts be so much fun if men had them?

    Hell_Yes

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    It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Yes
    Married men receive nothing without putting in excessive time.

    Question:

    Would breasts be so much fun if men had them?
    No, they are part of a package deal...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken

    How far can a dog run into the woods?
    Til he gets to the sh|t that the bear left when someone asked if a bear sh|ts in the woods.

    How does a blind person know when to stop wiping?
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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat
    Til he gets to the sh|t that the bear left when someone asked if a bear sh|ts in the woods.

    How does a blind person know when to stop wiping?
    They don't as skid marks don't affect them....

    What is the difference in a rectal and oral thermometer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken
    They don't as skid marks don't affect them....

    What is the difference in a rectal and oral thermometer?

    the taste.....


    who put the freak in fries ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izzo
    the taste.....


    who put the freak in fries ?
    Dr Frank Furter

    Is SCat still gay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken
    Is SCat still gay?
    Only when you're on your knees!

    Here ya go...strap 'm on boy!



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