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    What the hell it slow. (Joke)

    Bragging about old times
    Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.

    "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click."

    "Very good," conceded the other, "but when my company presented arms you'd just hear slap, slap, jingle."

    "What was the jingle?" asked the first. "Oh," replied the other offhand, "just our medals."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty
    Bragging about old times
    Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.

    "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click."

    "Very good," conceded the other, "but when my company presented arms you'd just hear slap, slap, jingle."

    "What was the jingle?" asked the first. "Oh," replied the other offhand, "just our medals."
    OK it sucked, no pity replies either. I'll blame yardy.

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    Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
    I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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