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    A Tale of Love & Marriage...A Sweet Story

    Hi to All

    A Tale of love & marriage.....a sweet story

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    A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back.

    " Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

    I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

    The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc

    The husband didn't know what to do and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop...but at the bar... you know...they have frozen glasses... "

    He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
    interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it

    The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really
    delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

    "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps and pork strips.

    "But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know, there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

    "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?.

    "LISTEN UP CHICKEN*****! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS AIN'T GOING TO NO DAMN BAR! THAT ***** IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"


    ...and, they lived happily ever after.


    Now isn't that a sweet story?

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    25 different beers from 12 countries that kinda sounds better than the bar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty
    25 different beers from 12 countries that kinda sounds better than the bar
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    Plus No Tipping

    Have a good one Lefty

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    Quote Originally Posted by minir

    "LISTEN UP CHICKEN*****! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS AIN'T GOING TO NO DAMN BAR! THAT ***** IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"



    minir

    Too friggin funny


    Thanks minir

    Have a great day

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    Morning Chris


    Thanks and you as well

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