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    I hope you pay up

    Subject: A little old lady .......

    A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
    bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and
    every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

    Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
    out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go
    back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

    "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?"
    " Did you steal it?"

    "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the
    parking lot of the football stadium.Each time there's a game, a lot of fans
    come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"

    "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
    time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or
    off it comes!"

    "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's
    in the other bag?"

    "Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....

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