Reply With QuoteOh man, that would bite!
Ok its a little corny but its still funny.
President Clinton was being entertained by an African leader. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.
"The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."
President Clinton frowned. "Russian roulette's not a friendly nice game."
The African leader smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play. I'll show you how."
He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently built, nude women were ushered in. "You can choose any one of those women to give you oral sex," he told Clinton.
This gained Clinton's immediate attention, and he was ready to make his choice, when a thought occurred to him. "How on earth is this related to Russian roulette?" he asked the African leader.
The African leader replied, "One of them is a cannibal."
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Oh man, that would bite!
All I could say is ouch.
That sounds like a much more scary game.
Hmm...let me see, would I rather take a chance at death which is eventually inevitable, or living the rest of my life minus my unit?
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