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    Understanding women

    WOMEN'S REVENGE

    "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
    wished to purchase.
    As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
    television set in her purse.
    "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
    "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with
    me,and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him
    legally."

    UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
    (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

    I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how
    you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the
    hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

    MARRIAGE SEMINAR

    While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom
    and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that
    husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.
    "He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
    Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's
    Pillsbury, isn't it?

    WIFE VS. HUSBAND
    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
    word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of
    them wanted to concede their position.
    As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband
    asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
    "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."


    W O R D S

    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
    a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.
    The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
    everything to men...
    The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

    CREATION

    A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
    " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
    God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
    God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


    WHO DOES WHAT

    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
    coffee each morning. The wife said,
    "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have
    to wait as long to get our coffee."
    The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you
    should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
    coffee."
    Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
    that the man should do the coffee."
    Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
    and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
    says.........."HEBREWS"


    The Silent Treatment
    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
    each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
    next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
    morning business flight.
    Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote
    on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he
    knew she would find it.
    The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
    and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why
    his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
    The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

    God may have created man before woman,
    but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

    SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN
    HANDLE IT !

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    Quote Originally Posted by christine88 View Post
    This course examines the extent and depth of the international human rights law framework that guarantees the rights of women. The international human rights law framework on women’s rights is an invaluable resource and one that can be applied at all levels, from the international stage to the family unit. The collective wisdom of the international community in looking at the issues of women’s rights has applied and interpreted human rights in this area arguably more creatively than in any other. By understanding the international framework, the domestic agenda is significantly assisted in reaching its objectives.

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    christine


    I didn't understand anything about women until i started listening to this guy...his dvd distills all his secrets into one great video
    "I didn't understand anything about women"

    You might want to try a guy's name next time. It would sell it better.
    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge." - Stephen Hawking

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