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    The good, the bad, and the ugly...

    THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY:
    >
    > 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    > Bad: It's triplets.
    > Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
    >
    > 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
    > Bad: She wants a divorce.
    > Ugly: She's a lawyer.
    >
    > 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    > Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
    > Ugly: So are you.
    >
    > 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    > Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
    > Ugly: You're in them.
    >
    > 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    > Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
    > Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
    >
    > 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
    > Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
    > Ugly: He looks better than you.
    >
    > 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
    > Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    > Ugly: With corrections.
    >
    > 8. Good: The postman's early.
    > Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
    > Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
    >
    > 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
    > Bad: It's another man.
    > Ugly: He's your best friend.
    >
    > 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
    > Bad: As a hooker.
    > Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
    > Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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    hahahahah all good ones for a change.




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    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyLongLeg
    THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY:
    >
    > 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    > Bad: It's triplets.
    > Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
    >
    > 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
    > Bad: She wants a divorce.
    > Ugly: She's a lawyer.
    >
    > 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    > Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
    > Ugly: So are you.
    >
    > 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    > Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
    > Ugly: You're in them.
    >
    > 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    > Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
    > Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
    >
    > 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
    > Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
    > Ugly: He looks better than you.
    >
    > 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
    > Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    > Ugly: With corrections.
    >
    > 8. Good: The postman's early.
    > Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
    > Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
    >
    > 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
    > Bad: It's another man.
    > Ugly: He's your best friend.
    >
    > 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
    > Bad: As a hooker.
    > Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
    > Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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    Oh cmon they were funny...he just coulda got rid of the Forwarding > things from his email LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by thepieman
    Oh cmon they were funny...he just coulda got rid of the Forwarding > things from his email LOL


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    My point exactly lol

    I think im gonna smack him right now..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spammy
    My point exactly lol

    I think im gonna smack him right now..

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    Keep pushing me buddy, your case of corona just became a 12 pac.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyLongLeg
    Keep pushing me buddy, your case of corona just became a 12 pac.

    Now that is funny
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    Hi DaddyLongLeg


    Thanks for the laughs

    -=-

    regards

    minir

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    Quote Originally Posted by minir
    Hi DaddyLongLeg


    Thanks for the laughs

    -=-

    regards

    minir
    Glad you enjoyed them Minir, Pie. Have a great day guys

    As for Spammy, he has no sense of humor so I'm not shocked that he doesn't get anything
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    Too cute!! Thanks for the giggles!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissTynker2
    Too cute!! Thanks for the giggles!!
    Your welcome sweetie, have a good day and take care of that hand
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaddyLongLeg
    Your welcome sweetie, have a good day and take care of that hand

    Thanks!! Keep me gigglin' and I won't care as much!

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DaddyLongLeg again.
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