The good, the bad, and the ugly...

[DaddyLongLeg]

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY:
>
> 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
> Bad: It's triplets.
> Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
>
> 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
> Bad: She wants a divorce.
> Ugly: She's a lawyer.
>
> 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
> Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
> Ugly: So are you.
>
> 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
> Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
> Ugly: You're in them.
>
> 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
> Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
> Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
>
> 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
> Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
> Ugly: He looks better than you.
>
> 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
> Bad: She keeps interrupting.
> Ugly: With corrections.
>
> 8. Good: The postman's early.
> Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
> Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
>
> 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
> Bad: It's another man.
> Ugly: He's your best friend.
>
> 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
> Bad: As a hooker.
> Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
> Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

[thepieman]

hahahahah all good ones for a change.




Pie

[Spammy]

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY:
>
> 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
> Bad: It's triplets.
> Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
>
> 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
> Bad: She wants a divorce.
> Ugly: She's a lawyer.
>
> 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
> Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
> Ugly: So are you.
>
> 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
> Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
> Ugly: You're in them.
>
> 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
> Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
> Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
>
> 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
> Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
> Ugly: He looks better than you.
>
> 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
> Bad: She keeps interrupting.
> Ugly: With corrections.
>
> 8. Good: The postman's early.
> Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
> Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
>
> 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
> Bad: It's another man.
> Ugly: He's your best friend.
>
> 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
> Bad: As a hooker.
> Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
> Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

[thepieman]

Oh cmon they were funny...he just coulda got rid of the Forwarding > things from his email LOL


Pie

[Spammy]

Oh cmon they were funny...he just coulda got rid of the Forwarding > things from his email LOL


Pie

My point exactly lol

I think im gonna smack him right now..

Fricking NooB

[DaddyLongLeg]

My point exactly lol

I think im gonna smack him right now..

Fricking NooB

Keep pushing me buddy, your case of corona just became a 12 pac.

[Spammy]

Keep pushing me buddy, your case of corona just became a 12 pac.

Now that is funny

[minir]

Hi DaddyLongLeg


Thanks for the laughs

-=-

regards

minir

[DaddyLongLeg]

Hi DaddyLongLeg


Thanks for the laughs

-=-

regards

minir

Glad you enjoyed them Minir, Pie. Have a great day guys

As for Spammy, he has no sense of humor so I'm not shocked that he doesn't get anything

[MissTynker2]

Too cute!! Thanks for the giggles!!

[DaddyLongLeg]

Too cute!! Thanks for the giggles!!

Your welcome sweetie, have a good day and take care of that hand

[mountainman]

[MissTynker2]

Your welcome sweetie, have a good day and take care of that hand

Thanks!! Keep me gigglin' and I won't care as much!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DaddyLongLeg again.