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    Bragging Rights

    Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

    The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."

    The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

    The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say "Your Eminence".

    The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied, well hung, Male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God...."
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDoctor
    Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

    The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."

    The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

    The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say "Your Eminence".

    The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied, well hung, Male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God...."
    But,, but my moms not Catholic?!?!

    Thanks for the laughs MD

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDoctor
    Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

    The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."

    The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

    The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say "Your Eminence".

    The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied, well hung, Male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God...."

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    Hi MadDoctor


    That 4th Lady was certainly not sheepish about relating her Sons profession was she

    Thanks for the Fun Stuff MadDoctor

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    minir

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