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    This was posted a while ago..but since it is Debbie's Birthday today I thought I would revive it. It makes me feel good when I read it.

    In praise of older women

    (Ladies, clip this one for your self-esteem. It's a commentary by
    60 Minutes' Andy Rooney on women over 40.)

    "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. A woman
    over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, 'What
    are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

    "If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
    around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's
    usually something more interesting.

    "A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
    what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40
    give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

    "Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
    it's like to be unappreciated.

    "Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
    a woman over 40. They always know.

    "A woman over 40 looks good with bright red lipstick. This is not true
    of younger women or drag queens.

    "Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than
    her younger counterpart.

    "Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you
    are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder
    where you stand with her.

    "We praise women over 40 for many reasons.

    "Unfortunately, it's not always reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
    well-coiffed, hot woman of 40-plus, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
    yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

    "Ladies, I apologize for all of us."
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    I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I can relate to some of that stuff!!!!!!

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    Thought you'd like it..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teirney
    This was posted a while ago..but since it is Debbie's Birthday today I thought I would revive it. It makes me feel good when I read it.

    In praise of older women

    (Ladies, clip this one for your self-esteem. It's a commentary by
    60 Minutes' Andy Rooney on women over 40.)

    "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. A woman
    over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, 'What
    are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

    "If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
    around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's
    usually something more interesting.

    "A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
    what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40
    give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

    "Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
    it's like to be unappreciated.

    "Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
    a woman over 40. They always know.

    "A woman over 40 looks good with bright red lipstick. This is not true
    of younger women or drag queens.

    "Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than
    her younger counterpart.

    "Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you
    are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder
    where you stand with her.

    "We praise women over 40 for many reasons.

    "Unfortunately, it's not always reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
    well-coiffed, hot woman of 40-plus, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
    yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

    "Ladies, I apologize for all of us."

    can ya speak up? I can't hear it with all the new bass I got!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan
    can ya speak up? I can't hear it with all the new bass I got!
    CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie
    CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teirney
    Unfortunately, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
    Iíll have you know I wear red sweat pants that bulge at the groin area.
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDoctor
    Iíll have you know I wear red sweat pants that bulge at the groin area.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teirney

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDoctor
    Iíll have you know I wear red sweat pants that bulge at the groin area.

    pics?
    I want to learn more and more to see as beautiful what is necessary in things; then I shall be one of those who make things beautiful. Amor fati: let that be my love henceforth! I do not want to wage war against what is ugly. I do not want to accuse; I do not even want to accuse those who accuse. Looking away shall be my only negation. And all in all and on the whole: some day I wish to be only a Yes-sayer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nepenthe
    pics?
    Pay Pal?
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDoctor
    Pay Pal?
    How much?

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    Unlike brentÖ Iím not desperate for attention or cheap. That is to sayÖ if you have to ask, you probably canít afford it.



    I did a credit check on David. He has the cash.
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDoctor
    Unlike brentÖ Iím not desperate for attention or cheap. That is to sayÖ if you have to ask, you probably canít afford it.

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    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDoctor
    You need a beat down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie
    You need to be beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    Don't poke the bear. lol
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