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    I had to let my house-maid go

    Yeah I had to let Indu go.

    Two weeks before heading to Thailand a friend of Indu's saw Pamie and I together at the Hard Rock Café. Indu called me THERE and told me her unhappiness about it. She then started leaving flowers and notes for Pamie to see when she came over or stayed the night.

    Pamie explained to me that she obviously had a huge crush on me. REALLY? I played that off with Pamie. I acted like a brick with no knowledge whatsoever about what was happening. lol It worked and I was all clear with Pamie.

    So with her direction I call diverted Indu's number on my cell phone to ring on hers so that every time Indu rang (it was often) Pamie answered on her cell. Pamie was pleasant and answered her questions for me. A breath of fresh air to be honest.

    However, Indians and Phillipina's do NOT get along out here and Pamie said to let her go and she would clean my flat...for free. Bonus I thought. I know I'm evil now and all but hell she offered. I told her she would have to let her go and made it so. I know that was lame for having Pamie do the deed but hey, I didn't look like the bad guy...for once.

    I dunno about Pamie cleaning my flat being my alternative girlfriend and all that but man I had to let Indu go. She was going on borderline psychopath from her text messages and love notes. I was surprised this week when I got home from work that I didn't see a rabbit boiling in a huge pot on my stove.

    I know I'm going to hell now and have make preparations for a custom made asbestos suit to be made just for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joint Chiefs of Staff
    Yeah I had to let Indu go.

    Two weeks before heading to Thailand a friend of Indu's saw Pamie and I together at the Hard Rock Café. Indu called me THERE and told me her unhappiness about it. She then started leaving flowers and notes for Pamie to see when she came over or stayed the night.

    Pamie explained to me that she obviously had a huge crush on me. REALLY? I played that off with Pamie. I acted like a brick with no knowledge whatsoever about what was happening. lol It worked and I was all clear with Pamie.

    So with her direction I call diverted Indu's number on my cell phone to ring on hers so that every time Indu rang (it was often) Pamie answered on her cell. Pamie was pleasant and answered her questions for me. A breath of fresh air to be honest.

    However, Indians and Phillipina's do NOT get along out here and Pamie said to let her go and she would clean my flat...for free. Bonus I thought. I know I'm evil now and all but hell she offered. I told her she would have to let her go and made it so. I know that was lame for having Pamie do the deed but hey, I didn't look like the bad guy...for once.

    I dunno about Pamie cleaning my flat being my alternative girlfriend and all that but man I had to let Indu go. She was going on borderline psychopath from her text messages and love notes. I was surprised this week when I got home from work that I didn't see a rabbit boiling in a huge pot on my stove.

    I know I'm going to hell now and have make preparations for a custom made asbestos suit to be made just for me.
    Hey Buddy,

    You can borrow my super duper asbestos suit,

    Sounds like you did the right thing, do not let it bother you.

    If i was you, and you have not already paid your previous maid for services rendered, i would add a little extra in.

    Then go to your friend that offered her services to you, and have a chat with him concerning why you do not need her services more. He might feel that he did something wrong toward you and that is why you let her go. If he thinks that he just might likely take punishment out on her.

    But i know you have already probally done this

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaghDaddy
    But i know you have already probally done this
    Nope

    I'm letting the Boss handle it all. Send that suit on the next hop out to Doha PRONTO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joint Chiefs of Staff
    Nope

    I'm letting the Boss handle it all. Send that suit on the next hop out to Doha PRONTO.
    What color of suit should it be, with or without sun glasses.

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    OK, Joints, we are a little pissed about the whole situation...

    You must provide us with current (neekeeedd is better...) pics of both of them so that we can decide which one is better for you...

    How in the hell can you make a decision such as this with-out first consulting us???

    This is border line cause for a ban...

    Wake up and get with the program! Post the pics and we will let you know which one you can cut loose... *tapping finger and waiting*

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaghDaddy
    What color of suit should it be, with or without sun glasses.
    Bright Pink so Satan thinks I'm gay.

    Don't worry I have 3 pair of desert shades. I'll have Pamie pick the pair since it was all her doing. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken
    OK, Joints, we are a little pissed about the whole situation...

    You must provide us with current (neekeeedd is better...) pics of both of them so that we can decide which one is better for you...

    How in the hell can you make a decision such as this with-out first consulting us???

    This is border line cause for a ban...

    Wake up and get with the program! Post the pics and we will let you know which one you can cut loose... *tapping finger and waiting*
    I concur with Ken. Give us pics JCOS or prepare to be banned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken
    OK, Joints, we are a little pissed about the whole situation...

    You must provide us with current (neekeeedd is better...) pics of both of them so that we can decide which one is better for you...

    How in the hell can you make a decision such as this with-out first consulting us???

    This is border line cause for a ban...

    Wake up and get with the program! Post the pics and we will let you know which one you can cut loose... *tapping finger and waiting*
    For the record I never wanted anything from Indu.

    Indu



    Pamie



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    Off with his head.



    Keep both.

    Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it. - JP II

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roody
    I concur with Ken. Give us pics JCOS or prepare to be banned.
    Done, I had to find my ultra secret hidden drive. Pamie knows her way around a computer and had to hide a bit of info. on my lappy's.

    I've said it once and I'll say it again....

    Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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    hmm I would say your current choice is the better one.

    You are forgiven btw JCOS even if they arent nude pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joint Chiefs of Staff
    Done, I had to find my ultra secret hidden drive. Pamie knows her way around a computer and had to hide a bit of info. on my lappy's.

    I've said it once and I'll say it again....

    Don't hate the player, hate the game.
    Send all secret hidden drive info to my PM

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    Quote Originally Posted by tao_jones
    Off with his head.



    Keep both.
    Dude do you have any idea how difficult to juggle two in the state of Kuwait (it's not that big) and when I met Pamie I was messing around with 3 other gals from the Philippines and trust me if you know one, they all know you. Somehow I escaped that fiasco with my life.
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    so from commited husband, to man *****. congratulations on ur acheivements.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roody
    hmm I would say your current choice is the better one.

    You are forgiven btw JCOS even if they arent nude pics.
    No nudes...Pamie is a 27 year old virgin. Yup, I'm so going to hell if given the opprotunity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meggie
    so from commited husband, to man *****. congratulations on ur acheivements.
    Thank my wife
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joint Chiefs of Staff
    No nudes...Pamie is a 27 year old virgin. Yup, I'm so going to hell if given the opprotunity.
    I have a purple suit in my closet from way back. I could send it to you and you could wear it around there. Their expressions would be priceless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roody
    I have a purple suit in my closet from way back. I could send it to you and you could wear it around there. Their expressions would be priceless.
    So the suit is what kept your virginity safe?

    Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it. - JP II

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meggie
    congratulations on ur acheivements.
    I forgot a thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tao_jones
    So the suit is what kept your virginity safe?


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