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    Lawn Jockey or Garden Gnome

    After the brutal extinction of the pink plastic flamingo, we have but only two contenders for lawn champion.


    Lawn Jockey



    or

    Garden Gnome

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    Gnome

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    Gnomes rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by messiah
    After the brutal extinction of the pink plastic flamingo, we have but only two contenders for lawn champion.


    Lawn Jockey


    or

    Garden Gnome

    Garden Gnome
    all the way !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    The Gnome, dude! Just don't let one be your sight-seeing tour guide...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken
    The Gnome, dude! Just don't let one be your sight-seeing tour guide...
    the commercial when the people are in the sack is pretty damn funny

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    GNOME!!!!!!


    there can be only one!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha!!!!!!!!

    ...formerly the omnipotent UOD

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    Hey messiah, where you been hiding? Nice to see a post from you!

    I'd like to vote for them garden balls.... as silly as the above....


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    Quote Originally Posted by downhill
    Hey messiah, where you been hiding? Nice to see a post from you!

    I'd like to vote for them garden balls.... as silly as the above....


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    I thought they made those lawn jockey with the black faces illegal or something? I remember years ago seeing them and then all of a sudden everyone painted them white face. Anyone know?


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    I would rather have.............





    :2cool:

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoundEye
    I would rather have.............





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    Well, the Lawn Jockey can hold your horse.
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