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    Should we begin to administer the last rites?

    ...formerly the omnipotent UOD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521


    That's a great way to put it D, doesn't ease the pain on the brain though!

    It is the burden we both bear by abstaining from alcohol.
    However, to further the analogy, drink it up while it is still sweet, and pray for weak eyes as you grow older.

    paz,
    david

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    By the way.

    Can we get a "Prey saw his mother in law naked" poem?

    paz,
    el pelon

    Hell_Yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Yes
    By the way.

    Can we get a "Prey saw his mother in law naked" poem?

    paz,
    el pelon
    Oh man, you're ruthless!!
    Have your feelings been hurt by a random act of E-Thuggery? If so, call 1-800-Waaaaahmbulance, we're here 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, to take your call, you could be due a large monetary settlement, don't delay, call now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    Oh man, you're ruthless!!
    I'm just funning you a little.

    Heck, my ex-'s mother saw me in a rather comprimising position. However, she did not stare and made no mention of it afterwards.

    It happens

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    This thread disturbs me. I'm more disturbed that you would share this than the fact that you stared at your Mother in-laws ass.
    Respect it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Yes
    I'm just funning you a little.

    Heck, my ex-'s mother saw me in a rather comprimising position. However, she did not stare and made no mention of it afterwards.

    It happens
    I see, ish does happen!! I have not seen her since that day, this would be a perfect excuse to never go to the in laws house again!


    And I did contemplate telling you guys, since this happened a few days ago, but I figured it's a Monday and most of us are stuck at work and you guys could use a laugh at my expense!
    Have your feelings been hurt by a random act of E-Thuggery? If so, call 1-800-Waaaaahmbulance, we're here 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, to take your call, you could be due a large monetary settlement, don't delay, call now.

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    bwahahahhahahahahahahhaha....*gasp*...bwwahahahhahahahahahhaaha...*gasp*....BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...*gasp *...BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH*gasp*...*floor*....*gasp*....

    buy her a trim kit for xmas and see how she reacts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noevo
    bwahahahhahahahahahahhaha....*gasp*...bwwahahahhahahahahahhaaha...*gasp*....BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...*gasp *...BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH*gasp*...*floor*....*gasp*....

    buy her a trim kit for xmas and see how she reacts?
    Oh man, that'd be so wrong! I love it!
    Have your feelings been hurt by a random act of E-Thuggery? If so, call 1-800-Waaaaahmbulance, we're here 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, to take your call, you could be due a large monetary settlement, don't delay, call now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Yes
    By the way.

    Can we get a "Prey saw his mother in law naked" poem?

    paz,
    el pelon
    iMi amor, mi suegra!

    In through the door, out of the rain,
    what I saw standing there, left my brain, forever stained...
    True, that I coveted what she had bore,
    although my lust for her, I could resist no more...
    There she stood, so fresh and clean,
    the thoughts in my head, were truly obscene...
    She giggled and blushed as she turned around,
    cottage cheese for many, sure was abound...
    As she motioned to me, the whole house shook,
    then she bent over, I had to look...
    Her forest was full of many creatures,
    the tatoo on her back was like a full movie feature...
    The table was set, the blessing was said,
    between her great legs, my face was led...
    My tongue was tired, I couldn't speak,
    enough cheese she had, for an army, a week...
    The memories of her, still dance in my head,
    I only wish that she hadn't broken the bed...
    The neighbors, they came, in scores untold,
    to help get me out of those enormous fat folds...
    The end was near, as I finally saw light,
    humping me suegra, one cold rainy night...

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    OMG!
    Have your feelings been hurt by a random act of E-Thuggery? If so, call 1-800-Waaaaahmbulance, we're here 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, to take your call, you could be due a large monetary settlement, don't delay, call now.

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    In defense to "some" mother-in-laws... My Mother-in-law is 60 and although I have never seen her naked, she looks pretty good. She rides a bike daily, plays tennis and basketball all the time.

    She "almost" looks as good as that 50 year old that does the Bow-flex commercial. She still wears a conservative bikini when swimming and can stand next to 30 year olds without any shame.

    So I hope my wife still looks that good in 20 years.

    But I feel your pain because most are like your mother-in-law

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    Prey,
    I hope that the poem summed it up correctly. I was going to write it in Spanish, however, I knew that more people would be able to understand it in English...

    PS. You can tell the people at your next poetry reading that you wrote it. It's OK, I don't mind if you take the credit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken
    iMi amor, mi suegra!

    In through the door, out of the rain,
    what I saw standing there, left my brain, forever stained...
    True, that I coveted what she had bore,
    although my lust for her, I could resist no more...
    There she stood, so fresh and clean,
    the thoughts in my head, were truly obscene...
    She giggled and blushed as she turned around,
    cottage cheese for many, sure was abound...
    As she motioned to me, the whole house shook,
    then she bent over, I had to look...
    Her forest was full of many creatures,
    the tatoo on her back was like a full movie feature...
    The table was set, the blessing was said,
    between her great legs, my face was led...
    My tongue was tired, I couldn't speak,
    enough cheese she had, for an army, a week...
    The memories of her, still dance in my head,
    I only wish that she hadn't broken the bed...
    The neighbors, they came, in scores untold,
    to help get me out of those enormous fat folds...
    The end was near, as I finally saw light,
    humping me suegra, one cold rainy night...


    lmfao

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    What "position" were you in David? I gotta hear this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OxBlooD

    He lives!!

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    prey,sounds like since you stared so long you were enjoying the view

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