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    Quote Originally Posted by schlurpee
    I wonder what she's getting you for Christmas this year
    I'd beg for an Eye Gouger from the Medieval Times
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost


    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Prey521 again.

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    OK...me and you need to head to the stripclub as soon as possible.
    We'll need lots of 1 dollar bills and plenty of 20's for the closeups.
    We'll need a designated driver and some place to clean off the stripper perfume before we get home.

    Get ready for skinny white girls for me and thick bitches for you!






    oh yeah...and...I had to do it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    Shrink up? If it went any further in, it'd touch my liver
    *sensing a breeding opportunity*

    So… are you doing anything tonight? I hear your "outie" is now an "inie".
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    You guys askin for pics are out yo cotton pickin minds! The SG server would probably crash just for attempting to upload them.
    Have your feelings been hurt by a random act of E-Thuggery? If so, call 1-800-Waaaaahmbulance, we're here 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, to take your call, you could be due a large monetary settlement, don't delay, call now.

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    Look familiar?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    I swear man, it's like I had no control of my neck, it just wouldn't move!
    Its probably from the massive woody you had.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thepieman
    Its probably from the massive woody you had.
    No way man, no wood! I'da chopped it down, literally, had it gotten a "rise" out of it!
    Have your feelings been hurt by a random act of E-Thuggery? If so, call 1-800-Waaaaahmbulance, we're here 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, to take your call, you could be due a large monetary settlement, don't delay, call now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinga521
    Shrink up? If it went any further in, it'd touch my liver

    ¿Te gusta las nalgonas, si?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thepieman
    Its probably from the massive woody you had.
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Yes
    ¿Te gusta las nalgonas, si?
    Si, pero no las nalgotas de la suegra!
    Have your feelings been hurt by a random act of E-Thuggery? If so, call 1-800-Waaaaahmbulance, we're here 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, to take your call, you could be due a large monetary settlement, don't delay, call now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    No way man, no wood! I'da chopped it down, literally, had it gotten a "rise" out of it!
    nuuh nuuuh nuuuh ahhhhhh


    Yeah sure sure sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    I debated on whether to tell this to you vultures or not!


    Was in the in laws house the other night, and my dad in law walked in, but the idiot forgot to check whether everyone in the house was decent prior to my entrance. So I walk in, and the entrance to the bedroom is right in front of the entrance door. What I saw, as I walked in, will haunt my soul, and bring a tear to my eyes, for as long as I live. The mom in law walked out the shower as I was walking by, ass naked. It felt like slow motion, I saw her, she looked at me, we made eye contact, she had this horrified look, and went running down the hallway to her bedroom, with no towel

    I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head. Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight!

    You know that saying "Look at your mom in law now, cuz that's how the wife will look when she's that age, I pray to God in heaven, that that is NOT true

    I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head! Help me, help me please!

    well you know "they" say that seeing your mother-in-law is like seeing what your wife will look like !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan
    well you know "they" say that seeing your mother-in-law is like seeing what your wife will look like !
    I have a feeling thats probably what scared him most lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by thepieman
    I have a feeling thats probably what scared him most lol


    Pie
    Word! I'll give it a few years, if she's on that track, I'm flhying to DR for one of them 15 minute divorces!
    Have your feelings been hurt by a random act of E-Thuggery? If so, call 1-800-Waaaaahmbulance, we're here 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, to take your call, you could be due a large monetary settlement, don't delay, call now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prude521
    Si, pero no las nalgotas de la suegra!
    Dice la boca, no sus ojos!

    paz,
    el pelon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Yes
    Dice la boca, no sus ojos!

    paz,
    el pelon.
    *********!!!

    You got me there
    Have your feelings been hurt by a random act of E-Thuggery? If so, call 1-800-Waaaaahmbulance, we're here 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, to take your call, you could be due a large monetary settlement, don't delay, call now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    *********!!!

    You got me there
    Porfirio,

    True, I am an a-hole.... so stop staring at me like that!

    ALSO...

    Remember, woman can be like milkshakes, sweet and thick turns to sour and lumpy over time.

    david

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hell_Yes
    Porfirio,

    True, I am an a-hole.... so stop staring at me like that!

    ALSO...

    Remember, woman can be like milkshakes, sweet and thick turns to sour and lumpy over time.

    david


    That's a great way to put it D, doesn't ease the pain on the brain though!
    Have your feelings been hurt by a random act of E-Thuggery? If so, call 1-800-Waaaaahmbulance, we're here 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, to take your call, you could be due a large monetary settlement, don't delay, call now.

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