Oh ya, and I worded it wrong, I went to their house, and my dad in law let me in, not that I was already there!
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Are you sure that you weren't ...sizing IT up....Originally Posted by Prey521
Not the doorway to their room, the doorway to the kids room. The bathroom is in between the kids room and their room, connected by a hallway. I honestly TRIED to not keep lookin, total shock! Scouts Honor!
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buckwheat in a leglock ?
My son ... ask for thyself another internet connection, for that which I leave is too slow for thee
Well? Come on prey, inquiring minds and all that...
Dude, frontal, side and back views....landing strip? I wish, looked liked the Amazon, during the wet season! Coulda made a toupee out of it
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been there, done that!
Yeah, this thread is GOLD baby!! Destined to be archived!!!!!
I have laughed so hard, I am about ready to hurl my lunch....
Accident?
Yeah right!!
Too much detail to be an accident. You and the old man had a plan.
Probably been working on it since the wedding lol
See any starfish?Dude, frontal, side and back views....landing strip? I wish, looked liked the Amazon, during the wet season! Coulda made a toupee out of it
Did she, by chance, ...bend over to pick something up off of the floor?
Oh dear LORD AAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!1I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head. Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight!
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LOL, no way would I ever want to plan that! My eyesight is pretty good and notice a lot in a short amount of time! The thing is, that she didn't see me as soon as I saw her, she saw me a few seconds later, after she took the towel off her hair, which she unfortunately droppedAccident?
Yeah right!!
Too much detail to be an accident. You and the old man had a plan.
Probably been working on it since the wedding lol
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I heard talk around the campfire that (in your case) your wife will end up looking like her mother.
Does that make your willy shrink-up or what?
People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.
I can seriously picture it so perfectly, the absolute horror your face must have shown is probably going to make the motherinlaw be embarressed for centuries to come.
I wonder what she's getting you for Christmas this year
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Shrink up? If it went any further in, it'd touch my liver
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I debated on whether to tell this to you vultures or not!
Was in the in laws house the other night, and my dad in law walked in, but the idiot forgot to check whether everyone in the house was decent prior to my entrance. So I walk in, and the entrance to the bedroom is right in front of the entrance door. What I saw, as I walked in, will haunt my soul, and bring a tear to my eyes, for as long as I live. The mom in law walked out the shower as I was walking by, ass naked. It felt like slow motion, I saw her, she looked at me, we made eye contact, she had this horrified look, and went running down the hallway to her bedroom, with no towel
I was in such shock that I forgot to turn my head. Her ass, as it peeled down the hallway, looked as if it had been attacked by a gallon of cottage cheese, and lost the good fight!
You know that saying "Look at your mom in law now, cuz that's how the wife will look when she's that age, I pray to God in heaven, that that is NOT true
I may have too off myself if I cannot get this image out of my head!Help me, help me please!
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Shrink up? If it went any further in, it'd touch my liver
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