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    some of the lamest easter jokes ull ever hear! (giggless)

    Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
    A: Eggercise
    Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
    A: A good Easter.

    Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
    A: Hoppy Easter!

    Q: "Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
    A: "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

    Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
    A: A hairless hare!

    Q: Why are people always tired in April?
    A: Because they just finished a march

    Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
    A: He was a little chicken!

    Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
    A: A slam duck.

    Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
    A: An egghead.

    Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
    A: Tulips (Two Lips).

    Q: What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
    A:Coloured scrambled eggs!

    Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
    A: Because it was the chicken's day off.

    Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
    A: A smarty pants.

    Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
    A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

    Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
    A: A receding hareline.



    Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
    A:He was having a bad hare day!

    Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
    A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)

    Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
    A: UNIQUE UP ON IT!

    Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
    A: He was making the Movie

    Q: What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
    A:His lucky people's foot!

    Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
    A: Tired.

    Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
    A: It's been nice gnawing at you.

    Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
    A: Your one hot chick!

    Q: What did the bunny put over his sore?

    Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
    A: The Easter Elephant.
    A: A eggage.

    Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
    A: Soup and quackers!

    Q: What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?
    A: An Easter bunnet!

    Knock, knock...
    Who's there?
    "Ether"!
    "Ether" who?
    "Ether" Bunny!

    Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
    A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)

    Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
    A: In the dictionary.

    Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
    A:Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

    Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
    A: Hareobics.

    Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
    A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

    Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
    A: Hoppy Easter!

    Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
    A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.

    Q: What type of movie is about water fowl?
    A: A duckumentary.

    Q: What's long and stylish and full of cats?
    A:The Easter Purrade!



    Q: What is the end of Easter?
    A: The letter R.

    Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
    A: Mallardjusted.

    Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
    A: A bee comes after it

    Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
    A: They lived hoppily ever after!

    Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
    A: Hot, cross bunnies.

    Q:What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?
    A:Albunny, New York!

    Q:What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
    A:Napoleon Bunnyparte!

    Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
    A:Basket-ball, of course!


    Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
    A:To a re-tail store!

    Q: Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?
    A:Rabbit De Niro!
    Q: Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
    A:Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

    Q: Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    Candy.
    Candy who?
    Candy Easter Bunny carry all dose treats in one basket?
    Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"
    Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
    Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."
    Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"



    Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
    A: An Easter basket case!

    Q: What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
    A: The Easter Bunana!
    Q: Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"
    A: "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

    Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
    A: It's a tender tail!

    Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
    A: It took ears off his life!
    Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
    Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

    Q: Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?
    He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
    Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
    You need an eggsplanation!

    Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
    With a hare dryer!
    Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
    A:They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

    Q: What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
    A:The Easter Barney!

    Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
    A:He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
    Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
    A: By hare mail!

    Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
    A: He does lots of bare-obics.

    Q: What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?
    A: One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
    Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
    A: Hop suey!
    Quote Originally Posted by brembo
    "This is a stick-up...I have an armadillo in my pants"

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    Wow and I thought I wasn't funny.
    Respect it.

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    Q. What do you call a sock monkey rabbit that tells good jokes?
    A. A funny sock monkey bunny!
    Respect it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottE
    Q. What do you call a sock monkey rabbit that tells good jokes?
    A. A funny sock monkey bunny!
    wow u really are gay
    Quote Originally Posted by brembo
    "This is a stick-up...I have an armadillo in my pants"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meggie
    wow u really are gay

    No, I'm not gay. Just retarded.
    Respect it.

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    Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
    A: UNIQUE UP ON IT!


    I roared on this one!!!
    Mystical Folding Minx

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    Sorry guys, meggie is dead, i had to kill her after posting this trash.

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    queues taps. I thought the world of you Meg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty04530
    queues taps. I thought the world of you Meg
    bwahahahha hey i gave u ample warning..
    Quote Originally Posted by brembo
    "This is a stick-up...I have an armadillo in my pants"

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    yup the lamest i've heard

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    Quote Originally Posted by idontlikeit
    yup the lamest i've heard
    idontlikeyou



    heh, j/k welcome to speedguide new guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by brembo
    "This is a stick-up...I have an armadillo in my pants"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meggie
    idontlikeyou



    heh, j/k welcome to speedguide new guy.

    You'll be able to say goodbye to Mr hunglikehorse with a different name shortly too.
    Respect it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottE
    You'll be able to say goodbye to Mr hunglikehorse with a different name shortly too.
    yup
    Quote Originally Posted by brembo
    "This is a stick-up...I have an armadillo in my pants"

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