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    Talking Ticket please...

    Enjoy, just got this sent to me in email, found it hilarious


    George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hilary Clinton are traveling by
    train
    to the Super Bowl. At the station, George and Laura each buy a ticket
    and
    watch as Bill and Hilary buy just one ticket.

    "How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
    George
    W, astonished at what he is seeing.

    "Watch and learn," answers Hilary.

    They all board the train. George and Laura take their respective
    seats but Bill and Hilary cram into a toilet together and close the
    door.

    Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
    collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket,
    please."

    The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
    hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Bushes see this happen
    and
    agree it was quite a clever idea, so after the game they decide to try
    a
    similar plan on the ! return trip.

    When they get to the station they see the Clintons at the window
    buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the
    Clintons see that the Bushes don't buy any ticket at all.

    "Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?"
    says
    Hilary.

    "Watch and learn," answers Laura Bush.

    When they board the train the Bushs cram themselves into a toilet and
    the
    Clintons cram into another toilet just down the way.

    Shortly after the train is on its way, George W. leaves their toilet
    and
    walks over to the toilet in which the Clintons are hiding. George W.
    knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."

    And you're still trying to figure out how the Democrats lost that
    election.
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