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    Talking Female Brain Cell

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    Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

    She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

    "Hello?" she cried, but heard no answer.

    "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

    Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice," HELLO!!! IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

    Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away: "We're down here..."

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    sounds about right

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    Heh.

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    The Female Brain Cell


    I was watching Discovery last night.....They are very close to finding one..Or so they believe

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    “The most beautiful thing we can experience in life is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: for his eyes are closed.” - Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    The Female Brain Cell


    I was watching Discovery last night.....They are very close to finding one..Or so they believe
    Ouch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joint Chiefs of Staff
    Ouch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    The Female Brain Cell


    I was watching Discovery last night.....They are very close to finding one..Or so they believe

    You know, that almost sounds legit...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    The Female Brain Cell


    I was watching Discovery last night.....They are very close to finding one..Or so they believe
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Prey521 again.
    ROFL...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prey521
    The Female Brain Cell


    I was watching Discovery last night.....They are very close to finding one..Or so they believe
    .

    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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