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    Funny

    Her Side of the Story:

    He was in an odd mood Sunday night. We planned to meet at a bar for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.

    So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed.

    Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else.

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    Are there men out there really that shallow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyler1
    Are there men out there really that shallow?
    Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
    I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyler1
    Are there men out there really that shallow?
    lol
    No
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyler1
    Are there men out there really that shallow?
    Nope Not at all. I am a very sensitive and caring person myself.
    Currently I support several different organizations. This one happens to be a pet project.






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    Quote Originally Posted by thepieman
    Nope Not at all. I am a very sensitive and caring person myself.
    Currently I support several different organizations. This one happens to be a pet project.






    Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
    I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to thepieman again.

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    The Truth About Men

    We don't like to go out shoppin',
    We don't care what's on sale.
    We just want to sit with a bag full of chips,
    Watchin' the NFL.
    When you come over at half-time,
    An' say: "Does this dress fit too tight?"
    We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie,
    An say:"Uh, uh: Looks just right."

    Well, that's the truth about men.
    Yeah, that's the truth about us.
    We like to hunt and golf on our days off,
    Scratch, an' spit, an cuss.
    It don't matter what line we hand you,
    When we come draggin' in.
    We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
    An' it's probably gonna happen again.

    We hate watchin' "Steel Magnolias".
    We like "Rambo" an' "Die Hard 4".
    Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools,
    At the Home Depot store.
    We don't really wanna take you to dinner,
    At some fancy restaurant.
    The only reason we do is 'cause we know it leads to,
    The one thing that we all want.

    Well, that's the truth about men.
    Yeah, that's the truth about guys.
    We'd rather play guitars and work on cars,
    Than work on the problems in our lives.
    An' though we might say it to you,
    Every now and then,
    We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
    An' it's probably gonna happen again.

    Well, if you want to know what we're all thinkin',
    It's nothing too complex.
    It's just somethin' cold for drinkin',
    And a whole lot of s-e......

    Yes, that's the truth about men.
    Yeah, that's the truth about us.
    We like to hunt and golf an' drive around, lost,
    Scratch, an' spit, an' a whole lot of other disgustin' stuff.
    It don't matter what line we hand you,
    When we come a-crawlin' in.
    We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
    An' it's probably gonna happen again.

    We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
    An' it's probably gonna happen;
    Sure, it's gonna happen;
    You know it's gonna happen again.
    An' that's the truth about men.

    You know it, son.
    Looking for work............

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    Quote Originally Posted by russell12
    The Truth About Men

    We don't like to go out shoppin',
    We don't care what's on sale.
    We just want to sit with a bag full of chips,
    Watchin' the NFL.
    When you come over at half-time,
    An' say: "Does this dress fit too tight?"
    We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie,
    An say:"Uh, uh: Looks just right."

    Well, that's the truth about men.
    Yeah, that's the truth about us.
    We like to hunt and golf on our days off,
    Scratch, an' spit, an cuss.
    It don't matter what line we hand you,
    When we come draggin' in.
    We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
    An' it's probably gonna happen again.

    We hate watchin' "Steel Magnolias".
    We like "Rambo" an' "Die Hard 4".
    Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools,
    At the Home Depot store.
    We don't really wanna take you to dinner,
    At some fancy restaurant.
    The only reason we do is 'cause we know it leads to,
    The one thing that we all want.

    Well, that's the truth about men.
    Yeah, that's the truth about guys.
    We'd rather play guitars and work on cars,
    Than work on the problems in our lives.
    An' though we might say it to you,
    Every now and then,
    We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
    An' it's probably gonna happen again.

    Well, if you want to know what we're all thinkin',
    It's nothing too complex.
    It's just somethin' cold for drinkin',
    And a whole lot of s-e......

    Yes, that's the truth about men.
    Yeah, that's the truth about us.
    We like to hunt and golf an' drive around, lost,
    Scratch, an' spit, an' a whole lot of other disgustin' stuff.
    It don't matter what line we hand you,
    When we come a-crawlin' in.
    We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
    An' it's probably gonna happen again.

    We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
    An' it's probably gonna happen;
    Sure, it's gonna happen;
    You know it's gonna happen again.
    An' that's the truth about men.

    You know it, son.
    BS, I'm the opposite of nearly everything on that list.

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    It starts at BIRTH!

    Why women have two hands:





    Why men have two hands:

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    Quote Originally Posted by thepieman
    Why women have two hands:





    Why men have two hands:

    lmfao rofl

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    Quote Originally Posted by thepieman
    Why women have two hands:





    Why men have two hands:


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