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    how to beat a breathalyzer


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    Damn, he had to be a Canadian.
    The more I drink, the less I care.

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    absolutely hilarious
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    Not really sure I understand why he was aquitted for blowing .08, the legal limit. That is the legal limit in Alabama and if you blow it, that's a conviction. Must have had a good attorney. Actually he's lucky the limit for him was a .08. Under 21 in Alabama is a .02.
    Looking for work............

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    must be a newfie LMAO
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    OMG

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    I think the judge just knew that THAT guy would have been done in prison.

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    *BOING*

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    ****ing idiot
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    he was 18? lmfao dude looked like he was 38...
    Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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    LMFAO...i hope he didn't $h!t his shorts when he got pulled over.
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    No wonder his breath smelled like sh**....


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    What an idiot
    Give me a fish, and you feed me for a day, teach me to fish and I won't be so damn lazy.

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    Hi tr87526


    I can't help but wonder what He'd have tried to eat if it was a suspected Rape Charge

    My God the man's a total moron


    --Thanks for the Fun Stuff tr87526

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