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    Just cut the be-geezus outta my leg.

    Decided to grab a drink. Wander into the kitchen and step on something(socks on, no shoes). Pick foot up and wipe it across my leg to knock off the kibble(I thought), look to pick it up and no kibble to be seen. Other leg begins to itch some so I scratch it. Hand comes back up covered in blood. HUH?!?!

    Look down and my long-johns are sliced open and a nice slice in my leg. Blood coursing down the leg. WHAT? Seems one of my mutts knocked off a glass sometime last night and I had stepped on a shard and raked it across my leg.

    So....had to contain and inspect doggie feet, vacuum and inspect the floor. Good news is that no doggie feet were hurt, and it was a crappy glass. Bad news is that I have to sew up my MERINO long-johns and get the blood outta them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brembo
    Decided to grab a drink. Wander into the kitchen and step on something(socks on, no shoes). Pick foot up and wipe it across my leg to knock off the kibble(I thought), look to pick it up and no kibble to be seen. Other leg begins to itch some so I scratch it. Hand comes back up covered in blood. HUH?!?!

    Look down and my long-johns are sliced open and a nice slice in my leg. Blood coursing down the leg. WHAT? Seems one of my mutts knocked off a glass sometime last night and I had stepped on a shard and raked it across my leg.

    So....had to contain and inspect doggie feet, vacuum and inspect the floor. Good news is that no doggie feet were hurt, and it was a crappy glass. Bad news is that I have to sew up my MERINO long-johns and get the blood outta them.
    PiCS???

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    Imperial Impotentate brembo's Avatar
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    No pics, camera is at fiancee's house...dammit. This woulda been a good one too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chimdogger
    PiCS??? of Brembo in long-johns
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    good thing said shard wasn't hiding innocently in the palm of your hand until...




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    Quote Originally Posted by brembo
    ......camera is at fiancee's house......
    Hmm......now those are the pics I want!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoundEye
    Hmm......now those are the pics I want!

    Worked out well, the macro function helped alot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noevo
    good thing said shard wasn't hiding innocently in the palm of your hand until...




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    Quote Originally Posted by brembo
    Seems one of my nuts knocked off a glass sometime last night
    Ouch!

    At least no dogs were hurt in the whole fiasco.

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    Hi brembo


    Glad your okay and the Dogs as well. Slippers my man are a good idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chimdogger
    PiCS???

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    Ouch

    Get better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noevo
    good thing said shard wasn't hiding innocently in the palm of your hand until...




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    This thread is too much.
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    No stitches in the leg Brembo, just in the long-johns??? Lucky you.

    Heal well Dan.

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