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    I Want To Meet Pres. Kerry

    One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

    The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

    The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

    The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away.

    The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

    The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
    The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow!"
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    Kill that old man and marine

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    Quote Originally Posted by YARDofSTUF
    Kill that old man and marine
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brent
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    Quote Originally Posted by YARDofSTUF
    Kill that old man and marine
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    Quote Originally Posted by YARDofSTUF
    Kill that old man and marine


    i liked the ending and the salute. good joke, and dont forget to...































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    Never!

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    snappy!

    good one Prey.

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    An old joke refitted..... cute though.

    In reality, the old marine would have been already been forcibly recommissioned and shipped off to Iraq.

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    Don't EVER kill Marines. There are more than one of em and they tend to look for people that hurt the others. Bad folks to make angry. Real bad.
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