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    There's a skank internet ho living here

    Ew. Not for long thankfully.

    To cut a long story short, my evil satan worshipping sibling 'met' this girl on the internet a while back. This is the second time that she has spent a few days here. She lives all the way on the other side of Oz- 4400km away to be precise - and her mother flies her over.

    Anyone who would willingly share a bed with my brother I wouldn't trust as far as I could throw them- I make sure all my valuables are well hidden. Thankfully, she's leaving soon and my evil sibling is going to go and live on the other side of Australia with her and her mother.

    How odd is the family? Well, her father killed himself because he was told he had a disease. Cancer? No. HIV? No. Alztheimers? No. Type II diabetes. Diet controlled, relatively harmless with a bit of care... but he killed himself over it. And his daughter is living here o.O

    Anyhow, I hope she doesn't kill me in my sleep or anything and any bizarre diseases she has aren't passed on. This is not a good week at all
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    My son ... ask for thyself another internet connection, for that which I leave is too slow for thee

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    Quote Originally Posted by schlurpee
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    geez Vinnie, stay safe!

    and you schlurpee.....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by schlurpee
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    She's not 18 yet so I think that would be illegal o.O You don't want to go near anything my evil sibling has touched though. He showers once a week sometimes and is known for such lovely acts as deflowering someone with 10 other people in the room at the time. You don't want seconds, have faith
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    Quote Originally Posted by vinnie
    She's not 18 yet


    ***** DANGER **** DANGER ****

    Request for pics rescinded
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    Quote Originally Posted by vinnie
    She's not 18 yet so I think that would be illegal o.O You don't want to go near anything my evil sibling has touched though. He showers once a week sometimes and is known for such lovely acts as deflowering someone with 10 other people in the room at the time. You don't want seconds, have faith
    you don't have to be 18 to have your pic taken and shown, as long as she aint nude

    so i demand pics
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brent
    you don't have to be 18 to have your pic taken and shown, as long as she aint nude

    so i demand pics
    Alright... I don't have a camera, but I think there's prints lying around somewhere so I'll warm up the scanner and see what happens.
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    Goth pics?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unholy
    Goth pics?

    Trailer Park Trash?

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    Goth chicks turn me on
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unholy
    Goth pics?
    Goth ?_?

    Having trouble finding prints. I could always go through his drawers.... but they are full of condoms, cigarette packets, porno magazines and all kinds of stuff that I don't want to touch. Ever. Ever ever ever.

    You'll have to make do without pics. I think this is her- here's an example of their conversations though:

    Session Start (MSN - Tormented-Being - PEOPLE SLEEP EASILY AT NIGHT BECAUSE ROUGH MEN STAND READY TO DO VIOLENCE ON THEIR BEHALF:.:*`:.:*`:.~خg |\|~.:*:.:*':.(U)EvEn Wif aLL Da sLaCk ...HuNNi i sTiL WaNt u BaCk(U)My EaR hUrTs:'(): Sun May 30 23:50:15 2004
    Tormented-Being - PEOPLE SLEEP EASILY AT NIGHT BECAUSE ROUGH MEN STAND READY TO DO VIOLENCE ON THEIR BEHALF: u feeling any better
    *** hevenli_angel@hotmail.com (.:*`:.:*`:.~خg |\|~.:*:.:*':.(U)EvEn Wif aLL Da sLaCk ...HuNNi i sTiL WaNt u BaCk(U)My EaR hUrTs:'() has joined the conversation.
    .:*`:.:*`:.~خg |\|~.:*:.:*':.(U)EvEn Wif aLL Da sLaCk ...HuNNi i sTiL WaNt u BaCk(U)My EaR hUrTs:'(: brb k
    Session Close (.:*`:.:*`:.~خg |\|~.:*:.:*':.(U)EvEn Wif aLL Da sLaCk ...HuNNi i sTiL WaNt u BaCk(U)My EaR hUrTs:'(): Mon May 31 00:15:49 2004
    Wtf?
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    That's just her name. It's 2 sentences long.

    Oh btw thanks for her msn addy, time to spam it! I kid...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinnie
    She's not 18 yet so I think that would be illegal
    Kids get busted for manufacturing IDs so they can purchase beer. Other guys (over the age of 18) get busted for manufacturing IDs that show them under the age of 18.

    A strange world for sure.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal
    That's just her name. It's 2 sentences long.

    Oh btw thanks for her msn addy, time to spam it! I kid...
    I'm not 100% sure it's her- I think you can imaging what all the logs look like. The conversation/name ration is about 1:10. Still, if you want to try and spam, go for it. She's here at the moment, so if someone answers I know it's not her
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