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    Unhappy Brain scan results

    okay, not mine.....


    George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side."
    Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?"

    The doctor replied, "That's true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blisster
    okay, not mine.....


    George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side."
    Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?"

    The doctor replied, "That's true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left."





    *watches tumbleweed slowly roll across the scren*



    *oh, yeah...and the sound of crickets*









    "Today is a black day in the history of mankind."

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    awwww come on dammmit!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by Edward Abbey
    A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

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    Senior Member Blisster's Avatar
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    holy crap, someone actually gave me negative reputation points for this!!!!

    lighten up people, jeeze


    Quote Originally Posted by Edward Abbey
    A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

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    It's funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blisster
    holy crap, someone actually gave me negative reputation points for this!!!!

    lighten up people, jeeze



    wasn;t me, man.
    "Today is a black day in the history of mankind."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blisster
    holy crap, someone actually gave me negative reputation points for this!!!!

    lighten up people, jeeze

    now thats funny!

    and no it wasn't me.

    LOLOL

    rep points, they're useless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Lurker
    now thats funny!

    and no it wasn't me.

    LOLOL

    rep points, they're useless.

    The rep points may be useless but if so.....then why give them? Better yet, why keep them turned on? I'm just curious is all..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Faust
    *watches tumbleweed slowly roll across the scren*



    *oh, yeah...and the sound of crickets*










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    got old



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    LOOOOL

    Though you could substitute Bush for any other given person...
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