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Thread: My disturbed view on men and women. GOOD MORNING

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    SG Enthusiast Think's Avatar
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    Talking My disturbed view on men and women. GOOD MORNING

    * 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
    * 2 French men and 1 French woman
    * 2 German men and 1 German woman
    * 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
    * 2 English men and 1 English woman
    * 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
    * 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
    * 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

    One month later on this beautiful desert island in the middle of
    nowhere....

    * The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.

    * The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
    "menage a trois".

    * The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate
    with the German woman.

    * The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
    cleaning and cooking for them.

    * The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
    English woman.

    * The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the
    woman and started swimming.

    * The 2 Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the
    woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own
    and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the
    taxes are low.

    * The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting
    up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in
    the picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of
    coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English
    aren't getting any.


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    good stuff

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    That's awsome.. thanks!

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    Hahaha
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    haha.... aint that the truth!

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    LOL. funny still

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    Sounds accurate

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    no. no, No. NO, NO... NO! stevebakh's Avatar
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    ha ha!

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