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    Gone fishing

    Four married guys went fishing. While they were in the boat the following
    conversation took place:



    First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
    fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in
    the house next weekend."



    Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'll build her a
    new deck for the pool."


    Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
    I'll remodel the kitchen for her."


    They continued to fish until they realized the fourth guy had not said a
    word. So they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to
    do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"


    Fourth guy: "I just set the alarm for 5:30. When it went off, I shut off
    the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, `Fishing, or Sex,' and she
    said, `Wear a sweater.'"
    "When the tides of life turn against you,
    And the current upsets your boat,
    Don't waste those tears on what might have been;
    Just lay on your back and float."

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    Arnie...you are a funny guy. Damn...why don't people recognize that?


    ...formerly the omnipotent UOD

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    Re: Gone fishing

    Originally posted by ARNIE

    Fourth guy: "I just set the alarm for 5:30. When it went off, I shut off
    the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, `Fishing, or Sex,' and she
    said, `Wear a sweater.'"
    So ... his wife makes him wear a sweater when they have sex?























































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