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    Smile Trick-Or-Treating, Or Sex?

    Hi to all






    TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
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    10. You are guaranteed to get something in the sack.

    9. If you get tired, nobody gets an attitude.

    8. You can suck on a Tootsie Roll in public and no one cares.

    7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

    6. Dressing up and fantasizing isn't considered kinky.

    5. If you don't like what you get, you can just go next door.

    4. The police don't care if you turn a few tricks.

    3. You can ride a broomstick that's several feet long.

    2. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

    ...and the number one reason trick or treating is better than sex...


    1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN YALL.....


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    LOL, good stuff.

    Is it sad that I pondered that question in a literal sense before opening the topic?

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    Originally posted by Arsonist
    LOL, good stuff.

    Is it sad that I pondered that question in a literal sense before opening the topic?
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    Hi Arsonist


    Thanks for your reply & pleased you had some fun.

    As to the pondering...Take 6 Gummy Bears & a Coke and you'll be fine by morning.


    Have a Good one


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    Sex still has the upper hand minir

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    Nice one Minir

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    Originally posted by YARDofSTUF
    Sex still has the upper hand minir
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    Hi YARDofSTUF & Roody


    YARDofSTUF

    "Sex still has the upper hand "

    You didn't have to explain how you Had It YARDofSTUF; just that You preferred it.

    Thanks Fellas & Enjoy your day


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    And the ONE reason sex it better than trick or treating is :

    1.) SEX IS SEX !



    Thanks for the funnies Minir.

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    Originally posted by mountainman
    And the ONE reason sex it better than trick or treating is :

    1.) SEX IS SEX !



    Thanks for the funnies Minir.
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    Hi mountainman


    Sometimes it's Better to Chew on Something, Than to be Chewed At by Someone! do you think?

    Thanks mountainman, Have a Good one


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    keep it down old man! lol

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    Originally posted by YARDofSTUF
    keep it down old man! lol
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    Hi YARDofSTUF


    Down! No Problem. Going in the Other Direction at times can be time consuming though


    Have a Good one


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    Ha!

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    Re: Re: Trick-Or-Treating, Or Sex?

    Originally posted by John
    Lots of old ladies in my neighborhood, I'd rather not

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    Hi John


    Old Ladies= Good Cookies


    Thanks and have a Great day John



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    Re: Re: Trick-Or-Treating, Or Sex?

    Originally posted by John
    Lots of old ladies in my neighborhood, I'd rather not
    Experience comes with age, not with their 16th birthday

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    Good one minir.
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    Who in their right mind would choose Candy apples over Candy's Cherry!

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    Originally posted by YARDofSTUF
    Who in their right mind would choose Candy apples over Candy's Cherry!
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    Hi schlurpee, John & YARDofSTUF


    Thanks schlurpee, pleased you had a laugh


    YARDofSTUF...Those who don't like Pits perhaps


    John...Think Double Bagger


    Enjoy your day Guys & Thanks for your replies


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