Trick-Or-Treating, Or Sex?

[minir]

Hi to all






TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
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10. You are guaranteed to get something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, nobody gets an attitude.

8. You can suck on a Tootsie Roll in public and no one cares.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. Dressing up and fantasizing isn't considered kinky.

5. If you don't like what you get, you can just go next door.

4. The police don't care if you turn a few tricks.

3. You can ride a broomstick that's several feet long.

2. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

...and the number one reason trick or treating is better than sex...


1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD

HAPPY HALLOWEEN YALL.....


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regards

minir

[Arsonist]

LOL, good stuff.

Is it sad that I pondered that question in a literal sense before opening the topic?

[minir]

Originally posted by Arsonist
LOL, good stuff.

Is it sad that I pondered that question in a literal sense before opening the topic?

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Hi Arsonist


Thanks for your reply & pleased you had some fun.

As to the pondering...Take 6 Gummy Bears & a Coke and you'll be fine by morning.


Have a Good one


regards

minir

[YARDofSTUF]

Sex still has the upper hand minir

[Roody]

Nice one Minir

[minir]

Originally posted by YARDofSTUF
Sex still has the upper hand minir

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Hi YARDofSTUF & Roody


YARDofSTUF

"Sex still has the upper hand "

You didn't have to explain how you Had It YARDofSTUF; just that You preferred it.

Thanks Fellas & Enjoy your day


regards

minir

[mountainman]

And the ONE reason sex it better than trick or treating is :

1.) SEX IS SEX !



Thanks for the funnies Minir.

[minir]

Originally posted by mountainman
And the ONE reason sex it better than trick or treating is :

1.) SEX IS SEX !



Thanks for the funnies Minir.

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Hi mountainman


Sometimes it's Better to Chew on Something, Than to be Chewed At by Someone! do you think?

Thanks mountainman, Have a Good one


regards

minir

[YARDofSTUF]

keep it down old man! lol

[minir]

Originally posted by YARDofSTUF
keep it down old man! lol

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Hi YARDofSTUF


Down! No Problem. Going in the Other Direction at times can be time consuming though


Have a Good one


regards

minir

[YARDofSTUF]

Ha!

[minir]

Originally posted by John
Lots of old ladies in my neighborhood, I'd rather not

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Hi John


Old Ladies= Good Cookies


Thanks and have a Great day John



regards

minir

[YARDofSTUF]

Originally posted by John
Lots of old ladies in my neighborhood, I'd rather not

Experience comes with age, not with their 16th birthday

[Zilog B]

Good one minir.

[YARDofSTUF]

Who in their right mind would choose Candy apples over Candy's Cherry!

[minir]

Originally posted by YARDofSTUF
Who in their right mind would choose Candy apples over Candy's Cherry!

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Hi schlurpee, John & YARDofSTUF


Thanks schlurpee, pleased you had a laugh


YARDofSTUF...Those who don't like Pits perhaps


John...Think Double Bagger


Enjoy your day Guys & Thanks for your replies


regards

minir