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    R.I.P. 2016-11-23 Croc's Avatar
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    Smile Hey there big guy.

    A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy standing next to him.

    The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20-inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown".

    The small guy just faints and falls to the floor.

    The big dude kneels down and brings him to by slapping his face and shaking him "Are you OK?"

    In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"

    The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
    "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20-inch penis, my testicles
    weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."

    The small guy says, "Thank God, I thought you said Turn around!

    Have a great week. I have to get outa here for a while and do some real work hunting down a new job. Geez redundancy sucks. I hate shopping.

    It will be long, it will be hard and there will be no withdrawal.
    Winston Churchill
    Remember: Wherever you go in life, you take yourself with you.

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    Folding Thunder
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    Mar 2002
    New York The Empire State

    Thumbs up

    "I thought you said turn around"

    Thanx Croc !!

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    R.I.P. 2015-05-13 minir's Avatar
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    Hi ya Croc

    Thanks for the Funny

    Good Luck on the Job Hunt Croc

    Have a Grand Day




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