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    Exclamation Thinking about cutting my testicles with a knife

    or scalpal held by a surgen in the hope that i will not be able to reproduce in a hornius fashion. I am converned about ending up with a mental condition as many times my wife has said that i am always thinking with my ****.

    anyone out there have some advise/ pros/ cons?

    I was going to post a link to that thread, but the SG search results for "bullsh|t" were too numerous

    sometimes you have to think outside the box to get inside the box .

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    The thought of it is a con if you ask me

    but you got to do what you got to do.

    If you two are good with the number of kids or non-kids you currently have...slice and dice.

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    Originally posted by John
    Why you? Why not have her get her tubes tied.
    well when her vagina opend up the size of a melon whil giving birth. we figured that i could get this simple day surgery.

    my dong gets a real thick turtleneck at the thought of the knife.. * shivers*


    tubes tied sounds like a big operation also.

    I was going to post a link to that thread, but the SG search results for "bullsh|t" were too numerous

    sometimes you have to think outside the box to get inside the box .

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    Re: Thinking about cutting my testicles with a knife

    Originally posted by Randy
    or scalpal held by a surgen in the hope that i will not be able to reproduce in a hornius fashion. I am converned about ending up with a mental condition as many times my wife has said that i am always thinking with my ****.

    anyone out there have some advise/ pros/ cons?
    Jump in, the waters fine. A word of caution......

    Do not let your Doctor pull your right eyeball down to your navel through your scrotum. You'll pass out.
    The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, and prejudices to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill and suspicion can destroy and a thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own for the children and the children yet unborn and the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to the Twilight Zone.

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    I'd sooner get a vasectomy than let my wife go under the knife
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    Originally posted by Humboldt
    The thought of it is a con if you ask me

    but you got to do what you got to do.

    If you two are good with the number of kids or non-kids you currently have...slice and dice.
    yah happy with 2 kids and just want to do the best and fairest thing, although my weener wont even debate with me. i think he is in denial?

    I was going to post a link to that thread, but the SG search results for "bullsh|t" were too numerous

    sometimes you have to think outside the box to get inside the box .

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    Re: Re: Thinking about cutting my testicles with a knife

    Originally posted by downhill
    Jump in, the waters fine. A word of caution......

    Do not let your Doctor pull your right eyeball down to your navel through your scrotum. You'll pass out.
    OMG

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    No problems here after the nip and tuck. Just make sure you bring a guns and ammo mag with you to read while you get it done, keeps the doc from cutting something he/she shouldn't be.

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    Thumbs up

    Originally posted by Sid
    bring a guns and ammo mag with you to read while you get it done, keeps the doc from cutting something he/she shouldn't be.
    thanks Sid definately going to do that and maybe wear commando gear also

    I was going to post a link to that thread, but the SG search results for "bullsh|t" were too numerous

    sometimes you have to think outside the box to get inside the box .

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    I've read and I'm not touching this one with a 10' pole or 10' scalpel for that matter.

    Randy got room in your boat? Extra paddle? Hell we don't need paddles we're up a creek they call ****s Creek. lol
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    Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
    I've read and I'm not touching this one with a 10' pole or 10' scalpel for that matter.

    Randy got room in your boat? Extra paddle? Hell we don't need paddles we're up a creek they call ****s Creek. lol
    u2? when?

    yer knob look more like a button? like the kind on the old brown buttons on coats that 70 - 85 yr old women wear?

    I was going to post a link to that thread, but the SG search results for "bullsh|t" were too numerous

    sometimes you have to think outside the box to get inside the box .

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    Hi Randy


    Nothing to concern yourself with. I had it done back in the late 60's.

    Still works like a Charm "PRO"

    They can be reversed if ever needed in most cases."PRO"

    A buddy of mine was afraid to have it done and had his Wife undergo the Tube tying.

    It went badly and she was in hospital for some time and he was stuck minding the Kids. "CON"

    The Topper was i talked to him one day and suggested that Now if i chose to i could Fool around without worry & Now so could His Wife.

    This brought him no joy whatever. Hahaha "CON"


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    Originally posted by Randy
    u2? when?

    yer knob look more like a button? like the kind on the old brown buttons on coats that 70 - 85 yr old women wear?
    Was suppose to be this coming Tuesday. Luckily I got out of this one because of the new job and move my wife is taking. However I'm sure she won't forget. lol
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    Originally posted by minir
    Hi Randy


    Nothing to concern yourself with. I had it done back in the late 60's.

    Still works like a Charm "PRO"

    They can be reversed if ever needed in most cases."PRO"

    A buddy of mine was afraid to have it done and had his Wife undergo the Tube tying.

    It went badly and she was in hospital for some time and he was stuck minding the Kids. "CON"

    The Topper was i talked to him one day and suggested that Now if i chose to i could Fool around without worry & Now so could His Wife.

    This brought him no joy whatever. Hahaha "CON"


    regards

    minir


    It's late larry lay off the spiked hot chocolate.
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    Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff


    It's late larry lay off the spiked hot chocolate.
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    Sorry JCOS


    I was just feeling a bit Nutty


    regards

    larry

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    Originally posted by minir
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    Sorry JCOS


    I was just feeling a bit Nutty


    regards

    larry
    Ah don't be sorry lar I'm still laughing my ass off here in upstate NY. lol
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    Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
    Ah don't be sorry lar I'm still laughing my ass off here in upstate NY. lol
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    Well JCOS

    I guess it's time we both hit the Sack Eh!

    I can't help it


    regards

    Larry

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    Originally posted by minir
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    Well JCOS

    I guess it's time we both hit the Sack Eh!

    I can't help it


    regards

    Larry
    Not I. I won't get to bed until 7 a.m. I'm on the night shift thingy. Just hanging out at the hotel going over prints and paperwork.

    Have a good night sleep and thanks for the laughs.
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    Goodnight JCOS


    Don't work too hard

    See you later and Thanks for the fun


    larry

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    Got me rolling too larry


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