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    This should clear it up

    IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
    AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

    IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
    AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

    IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
    AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

    IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

    IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
    AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

    IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

    IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
    AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
    AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK...they are called managers.

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    AT WORK....at the end of the day, I can go home and see my girlfriend/fiancee/wife.

    IN PRISON...I would spend most of my time fighting for my life trying not to become some guys girlfriend.
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    Originally posted by YeOldeStonecat
    AT WORK....at the end of the day, I can go home and see my girlfriend/fiancee/wife.

    IN PRISON...I would spend most of my time fighting for my life trying not to become some guys girlfriend.
    LOl that ain't no ****.

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    Originally posted by YeOldeStonecat
    IN PRISON...I would spend most of my time fighting for my life trying not to become some guys girlfriend.
    *looking at my AV*

    welcome to my life.

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    There's always a bright side Doc.
    I might just retire in prison. It'll be a lot better than trying to live off my pension.


    Originally posted by YeOldeStonecat
    AT WORK....at the end of the day, I can go home and see my girlfriend/fiancee/wife.
    Depends on which day it is?
    Lucky you

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    Originally posted by YeOldeStonecat
    AT WORK....at the end of the day, I can go home and see my girlfriend/fiancee/wife.

    IN PRISON...I would spend most of my time fighting for my life trying not to become some guys girlfriend.
    >>Cult Master of International Affairs<<

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    Originally posted by MadDoctor
    *looking at my AV*

    welcome to my life.
    Which way to the Baaaaaaaa a a aaa throom?
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    yeahbut, mad doc wouldn't have one of these in prison. at least has one at work


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    Hah! Nice find Noevo!
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    Originally posted by YeOldeStonecat
    Hah! Nice find Noevo!
    much like mad doc, i pull it out for special occasions

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    Originally posted by Noevo
    much like mad doc, i pull it out for special occasions
    ... and a special occasion it is!


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    Oh my gosh! where do u guys find these things?! Thats toooo funnay!

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    Originally posted by YeOldeStonecat
    AT WORK....at the end of the day, I can go home and see my girlfriend/fiancee/wife.

    IN PRISON...I would spend most of my time fighting for my life trying not to become some guys girlfriend.
    HAHA!

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