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    R.I.P. 2015-05-13 minir's Avatar
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    Smile Giggles

    Hi to All, thought a late night laugh might be in order.

    Hope you have some Fun
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    What is a Yankee?
    The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.


    What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
    They both like a tight seal.


    What do you call a gay dinosaur?
    Mega-sore-ass


    What has three teeth and sixty feet?
    The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.


    What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
    Their balls are just for decoration.


    What did the banana say to the vibrator?
    What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!


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    There was this Tiger that woke up one morning and just felt great (yes, just like Tony the Tiger). Anyway, he felt so good, he went out and cornered a small Monkey and roared at him, "WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?"

    And the poor quaking little Monkey replied, "You are of course, no one is mightier than you."

    A little while later the Tiger confronted a Deer, and bellowed out, "WHO IS THE GREATEST AND STRONGEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?"

    The Deer shook so hard it could barely speak, but managed to stammer, "Oh great Tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle."

    The Tiger, being on a roll, swaggered up to an Elephant who was quietly munching on some weeds, and roared at the top of his voice: "WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE?"

    Well, the Elephant grabbed the Tiger with his trunk, picked him up, slammed him down; picked him up again, and shook him until the Tiger was just a blur of orange and black and finally threw him violently into a nearby tree.


    The Tiger staggered to his feet and looked at the Elephant and said, "Man, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so mad."

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    hahahaa.... love em!

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    Re: Giggles

    Originally posted by minir


    What do you call a gay dinosaur?
    Mega-sore-ass


    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
    Licka-lotta-puss


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    LOL! good ones minir

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    Hi ya Immortal, RoundEye & lord_yuri


    Thanks Fellas, Happy you had a bit of Fun


    Have a Wonderful Easter Weekend



    regards

    larry

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    great one's as always - Thanx Minir!


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    Hi ya Claude_Ballz


    Thanks my Man, much appreciated


    Have a Good one


    regards

    larry

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    Re: Giggles

    Originally posted by minir
    What do you call a gay dinosaur?
    Mega-sore-ass
    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

    Licalotapus

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    “The most beautiful thing we can experience in life is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: for his eyes are closed.” - Albert Einstein

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    R.I.P. 2016-11-23 Croc's Avatar
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    Thanks Larry

    You have a great Easter as well.
    Good Friday is over. Work day Saturday here.

    Going to see your Mom?

    Croc.
    Croc.
    It will be long, it will be hard and there will be no withdrawal.
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    Originally posted by Croc
    Thanks Larry

    You have a great Easter as well.
    Good Friday is over. Work day Saturday here.

    Going to see your Mom?

    Croc.
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    Hi Indy & Croc


    Thanks Fellas, much appreciated

    Good one Indy...Thanks



    Went to see Ma twice this week Croc. Due to Family circumstances we will have a Family Dinner next week. Everyone is everywhere this year it appears. I just had my older Sister move to Halifax this weekend. I'm the only one left near Ma now.

    I'm thinking of trying to get the Others cut out of Her Will for moving away. Think it might work. She does miss them though, as do i.

    Hope you Both have a lovely weekend.

    Happy Easter


    regards

    larry

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    R.I.P. 2016-11-23 Croc's Avatar
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    Stay close Larry.
    Never know, Ma may do it without prompting. j/k
    Mine is in her late seventies, 4000 kilometres away and has been for 23 years since we moved. My sister lives close though.

    Croc.
    Croc.
    It will be long, it will be hard and there will be no withdrawal.
    Winston Churchill
    Remember: Wherever you go in life, you take yourself with you.

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    hahahahha, Thanks Larry!

    I've been telling the gay dinosaur joke for months now

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    Originally posted by Croc
    Stay close Larry.
    Never know, Ma may do it without prompting. j/k
    Mine is in her late seventies, 4000 kilometres away and has been for 23 years since we moved. My sister lives close though.

    Croc.
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    4000 kilometres away

    Wow Croc, whats that one Town over in Australia?

    It's a shame in the World today that job pressures etc. conspire to take Family away from one another. We miss so much when apart. My Ma who is a private person is at the stage where she speaks of Her Childhood days at times now, of friends and School Chums etc. I have had the privilege of learning so much about her and My Family this way in the past few years. She has a wicked sense of humour & She tells a great story.

    It's a shame the others are not privy to these things. When your young you talk instead of listening and miss so much.

    Modern society, is not always your friend it appears imho.

    Pleased to hear you still enjoy the benefits of having your Mom, far away as She may be. We are lucky men indeed It's also a blessing having your Sister nearby your Mom Eh Croc. Takes away some of the pressures of worry.

    Enjoy your day my Friend


    regards

    larry

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    awsome minir!

    Thanx

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    Hi LT


    Thank You LT, pleased you enjoyed a laugh


    Have a Terrific day


    regards

    larry

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