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    A woman. Her next life...

    In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. Let's look at the facts:

    When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

    Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

    When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

    If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I most certainly could deal with that.

    If you're a lady bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

    Yup...gonna be a bear.

    *editors note: many women I've seen "are" bears.*

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    Re: A woman. Her next life...

    Originally posted by MadDoctor
    In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. Let's look at the facts:

    When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

    Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

    When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

    If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I most certainly could deal with that.

    If you're a lady bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

    Yup...gonna be a bear.

    *editors note: many women I've seen "are" bears.*

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    My Goodness MadDoctor, most Women are Barely Tolerable Now

    What will We Do when they go this route


    Thanks for the Funny & Have a Good one


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    Re: Re: A woman. Her next life...

    Originally posted by minir
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    My Goodness MadDoctor, most Women are Barely Tolerable Now
    LOL....nice pun Minir!
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    Minir has nice puns, drive the women wild.
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