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    Talking 25 Inches too long

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    A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint. "Doctor," he asked, in total
    frustration, "is there anything you can do for me?"

    The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.

    The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are my only hope."

    The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic. You say to frog, will you marry me? When the frog says no, you
    will find five inches less to your problem."

    The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called out to the frog, "Frog, will you marry me?"

    The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO."

    The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter. WOW," he screamed out loud, "this is great!" But it was still too long at 20 inches, so he decided to ask the frog to marry him again.
    "Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.

    The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"

    The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic."
    He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment.
    Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?"

    The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, "How many times do I have to tell you?
    NO, NO, NO!!!"
    Pain is weakness leaving the body.

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    uh. What happens after the thrid no?

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    Originally posted by neowing_zero
    uh. What happens after the thrid no?
    He stopped asking? You being serious here?
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    Got any directions to this magic pond?
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    Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff


    Got any directions to this magic pond?
    Any shorter there, JCOS, and you'll be in the negatives!
    Pain is weakness leaving the body.

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    ahahhaha.. good one..

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    Originally posted by Loonatic
    Any shorter there, JCOS, and you'll be in the negatives!
    I was overdue for that shoot.
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    LOL, that was hilarious!!!
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    bwahahahaha


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    25 Inches too long !! Thats what she said
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