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    Bullets(Joke)

    I got a joke for you guys...


    A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked
    robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.

    luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate.

    She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
    All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother.
    "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out" replied the daughter.
    The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.


    About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
    "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
    Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

    A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened....you were
    taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."
    "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog..."


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    Man tough crowd tonight no one is up for a joke!!
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    bwa hahah!

    funny!
    Originally posted by UnitedWeStand Don't go walking up to her and say "I just had a vasectomy wanna celebrate?
    Originally posted by EvilAngel Actually Kitten just got the sonagram done and the doc thought it was twins at first, but soon realized that it was the boys pen1s laying next to him....lol
    Said by XSeanX on AIM I wish girls were a lot easier
    Originally posted by Needlefreak May the fleas of a thousand taliban camels feast happily on your lower region..
    Originally posted by Jim Heart attack on a bun?

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    Second Most EVIL YARDofSTUF's Avatar
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    LMAO lol

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    haha.. funny... kinda... heh

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    kidney stones are bad enough....... not that i have had any... but kidney stones are the child birth for men, or even worse... now a bullet!!

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    that was funny.got a good laugh.

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    lmao! Good one!

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