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I can't remember the last day I wasn't drunk!!!!! Congratulation on both achievements!!!!!

Just feel that love! Does kennel cough count? Really. That's all I have!

cough cough

I didn't get your invitation until today. Any leftovers for sheep and such?????

Something other than Trump.

Looking at my logs and firewall logs (don't go sideways with me on the number of logs I have) it would appear they hacked into my .GIF folder. Good for them. There are so many bug and virus in...

Wait. Didn't you have a birthday two months ago? Are you trying to milk me for another gift?

*checking rule book*

Ack.........

... and she gets the 401K. Darn they be smarter than I are is.

Now you tell me. ;)

My active/current wife (one of many) and I tested positive for covid last week. The only downside for me is shortness of breath. Wheezing and coughing. I got off easy so my doctor/vet says. I'm...

So you got the pictures??????
Sweeet!!!! (yet gross)

Hi Norm you stud you........

Crap. Forgot about her.

David is way more smarter than I are is.........

Flip a coin.....

Waaaaaay ahead of you. Tell your wife she is everything I had hoped for (right down to knowing how to brush a lamb). ;)

Hot off the press: "Unlike Pfizer’s vaccine, Moderna’s shot can be stored at normal fridge temperatures. 94.5% effective."

Okay. That's what I thought. (side note): They say the downside of the Pfizer-BioNTech covid vaccine is akin to a very bad hangover. Ken knows all about hangovers.

I noticed that your credit card is about to expire. Would you like to update your account now or wait until 2:30 am when you usually logon? ;)

MD is out in the field. Doing who know (and who wants to know) but I ask... Why would the work/school stocks be down?

MD does have a stock portfolio.......

Semper Fi.........

Post count 1 ?!?!??!??!?!??!??! Show me your underwear or bite my 1" trouser snake (.. well maybe 1/2")

The Seahawks. And anyone playing against the Redskins (or what ever their name is now).

*stirring the pot*

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True... but did you get those "pictures" I sent you a few months back? They were pictures from the back side of me! :)

Happy Birthday big guy. Next birthday you'll be able to drink within the limits of the law! ;)

I totally agree. Way to young to pass this early in life. RIP..........

Double burn!!!!!!!!! :rotfl:

How old is that guy anyway????????

That is good. Where I live (looks dark) the smoke from the burning "weed farms" makes one "numb" about what is going on in other parts of the world. I still have concerns about what is in the...