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  1. Thread: Covid-19

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    We are currently looking into items you've...

    We are currently looking into items you've hidden/stored in you underwear drawer.
  2. Thread: Covid-19

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    Моя мама любит ягнят не меньше меня. Пожалуй, это...

    Моя мама любит ягнят не меньше меня. Пожалуй, это потому, что она такая же извращенная, как и я.
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    So far... so good. Philip hasn't noticed the...

    So far... so good. Philip hasn't noticed the smoke damage ($5.00 well spent). That said... off I go to see Mary and her little lambs.
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    You sure glue will hold that thing together that...

    You sure glue will hold that thing together that caused the fire when it got knocked over? It looked expensive. That's what the fireman said anyway
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    *Lurking*

    *Lurking*
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    Yep.

    Yep.
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    Whoa! I can't remember the last day I wasn't...

    Whoa!

    I can't remember the last day I wasn't drunk!!!!! Congratulation on both achievements!!!!!
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    Just feel that love! Does kennel cough count? ...

    Just feel that love! Does kennel cough count? Really. That's all I have!

    cough cough
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    I didn't get your invitation until today. Any...

    I didn't get your invitation until today. Any leftovers for sheep and such?????
  10. Thread: Stock Market

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    Something other than Trump.

    Something other than Trump.
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    Looking at my logs and firewall logs (don't go...

    Looking at my logs and firewall logs (don't go sideways with me on the number of logs I have) it would appear they hacked into my .GIF folder. Good for them. There are so many bug and virus in...
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    Wait. Didn't you have a birthday two months ago?...

    Wait. Didn't you have a birthday two months ago? Are you trying to milk me for another gift?

    *checking rule book*
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    Ack.........

    Ack.........
  14. Thread: Covid-19

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    ... and she gets the 401K. Darn they be smarter...

    ... and she gets the 401K. Darn they be smarter than I are is.
  15. Thread: Covid-19

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    Now you tell me. ;)

    Now you tell me. ;)
  16. Thread: Covid-19

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    My active/current wife (one of many) and I tested...

    My active/current wife (one of many) and I tested positive for covid last week. The only downside for me is shortness of breath. Wheezing and coughing. I got off easy so my doctor/vet says. I'm...
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    So you got the pictures?????? Sweeet!!!! (yet...

    So you got the pictures??????
    Sweeet!!!! (yet gross)
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    Hi Norm you stud you........

    Hi Norm you stud you........
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    Crap. Forgot about her.

    Crap. Forgot about her.
  20. Thread: Covid-19

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    David is way more smarter than I are is.........

    David is way more smarter than I are is.........
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    Flip a coin.....

    Flip a coin.....
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    Waaaaaay ahead of you. Tell your wife she is...

    Waaaaaay ahead of you. Tell your wife she is everything I had hoped for (right down to knowing how to brush a lamb). ;)
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    Hot off the press: "Unlike Pfizer’s vaccine,...

    Hot off the press: "Unlike Pfizer’s vaccine, Moderna’s shot can be stored at normal fridge temperatures. 94.5% effective."
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    Okay. That's what I thought. (side note): They...

    Okay. That's what I thought. (side note): They say the downside of the Pfizer-BioNTech covid vaccine is akin to a very bad hangover. Ken knows all about hangovers.
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    I noticed that your credit card is about to...

    I noticed that your credit card is about to expire. Would you like to update your account now or wait until 2:30 am when you usually logon? ;)
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    MD is out in the field. Doing who know (and who...

    MD is out in the field. Doing who know (and who wants to know) but I ask... Why would the work/school stocks be down?

    MD does have a stock portfolio.......
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    Happy VD day you vets you

    Semper Fi.........
  28. Thread: Well...

    by MadDoctor
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    Post count 1 ?!?!??!??!?!??!??! Show me your...

    Post count 1 ?!?!??!??!?!??!??! Show me your underwear or bite my 1" trouser snake (.. well maybe 1/2")
  29. Thread: Well...

    by MadDoctor
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    The Seahawks. And anyone playing against the...

    The Seahawks. And anyone playing against the Redskins (or what ever their name is now).
  30. Thread: Masks

    by MadDoctor
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    *stirring the pot* 1396

    *stirring the pot*

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