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    If you can tell him anything, he obviously missed.

    If you can tell him anything, he obviously missed.
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    I’m checking my list twice, any last minute...

    I’m checking my list twice, any last minute request?
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    I have the feeling you’re getting those no matter...

    I have the feeling you’re getting those no matter what I give you.
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    ……………. Or a trailer queen where’s there no snow....

    ……………. Or a trailer queen where’s there no snow.

    Put the tap in the beer, grease up the strippers and burn tires, Daytona here we come.
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    I make toys, I’m no economist. They got a bunch...

    I make toys, I’m no economist. They got a bunch of jokers ruining the economy.



    Nothing’s coming don’t worry. Get off the chair, remove the noose. All you can do is your best. Don’t worry about...
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    It doesn’t matter how long the story is. Not...

    It doesn’t matter how long the story is. Not hearing “daddy” in the morning is heartbreaking. The thing is keep your cool. She’ll be there when she gets older.

    Wish I could help.
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    you are a canidate for god. I cant pull that off.

    you are a canidate for god. I cant pull that off.
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    I’ll leave you 50 bucks. Go stand outside a...

    I’ll leave you 50 bucks. Go stand outside a dentist office.
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    is this too big? ...

    is this too big?

    http://www.noahsanimalfigurines.com/catalog/images/pf/MinkyBig.jpg
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    Notthat kind of bear you fool! ...

    Notthat kind of bear you fool!

    http://gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/10/gay%20bears.jpg
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    Done Deal

    Done Deal
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    OK, when I'm done.

    OK, when I'm done.
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    See the man upstairs. Happiness is my specialty.

    See the man upstairs. Happiness is my specialty.
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    One flock coming up. ...

    One flock coming up.


    http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/11/20/76cd3778-f1b5-4b10-aacc-98455d0cde38.jpg
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    It helps the reindeer fly around the world. ...

    It helps the reindeer fly around the world.

    http://www.talesfromtheotherside.com/images/line-of-meth1.jpg
  16. Works for me, even though I think the speeds are...

    Works for me, even though I think the speeds are a lie. They’re too fast.

    http://www.speedtest.net/result/1066736541.png
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    After Christmas we go to the Bahamas for a week...

    After Christmas we go to the Bahamas for a week of vacation, that’s when things get buck f**king wild!
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    She’s like a perpetual dessert.

    She’s like a perpetual dessert.
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    Every now and then Santa gets one right.

    Every now and then Santa gets one right.
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    Thatís easy stop using the $%^&(* thing! :irate:

    Thatís easy stop using the $%^&(* thing! :irate:
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    Relax Mad Doc, I don’t give away other people’s...

    Relax Mad Doc, I don’t give away other people’s stuff. Now breath before you pass out.
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    Yes, she tastes like cinnamon too.

    Yes, she tastes like cinnamon too.
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    I thought you had that game already. Sorry but...

    I thought you had that game already. Sorry but you have to wait until Christmas just like everybody else.
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    Youíre joking right? :rotfl:

    Youíre joking right?

    :rotfl:
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    Done, we have to help mom out.

    Done, we have to help mom out.
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    I don’t know if I can deliver that by Christmas...

    I don’t know if I can deliver that by Christmas but I’ll try.
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    Chase this they’ll get stronger. ...

    Chase this they’ll get stronger.

    http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:68mPNWo6T9xAGM:http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll27/Captain_Craig/actresses/Kristin%20Bell/KristenBell-jogging-8.jpg&t=1
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    Well kids, itís that time of year again

    Iím sure during the year youíve found something you want. Tell me and Iíll see if the Elves can make it.
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    .... and they thought I was there for the cookies...

    .... and they thought I was there for the cookies and milk. :D
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    I have some meat she can wrap up like a good...

    I have some meat she can wrap up like a good little elf.
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