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10-01-01, 06:10 PM
ColdFusion

Re: /

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Originally posted by fartface
The thing is, that girls that look like that are not interested in guys that know about computers. That is the way 99% of good lookin girls are. so far i haven't seen a cute girl that digs a guy that knows about computers. as long as the girl doesn't know that you like computers, she will like you

haha, she dont know im into computers, and even if she did, im sure she would still like me. The thing is why most girls dont "dig" guys that are into computers, is because they usually spend every wakeing hour on there computer, and no time with them. And most guys into computers, are automatically thought by people to be geeks, and not cute or whatever. And thats wrong, but the way it goes. I know, because it happens to kids at my school, but you know, im not mean to them, you know, whats the point in makeing them feel worse then they already do ?
i can tell they like it when a guy like me talks to them, they have so much to talk about, and they are smart, very interesting people to talk to.

Yeah, is people follow me over, and you get into a conversation, it works out preety good. Im glad that in my life i can make someone feel good :)
10-01-01, 06:14 PM
ColdFusion

And geez, i know guys that are total computer geeks that are into computers like crazy, and have some damn nice chicks. Fartface, that comment you made was not true at all.
10-01-01, 06:14 PM
EvilAjax

I think I am the sexiest geek in the world if I am in fact a geek.

I am not a ****ing geek ok!? I used to pick on geeks at school! Those are geeks! LOL..

I was very popular in school... I was a jock :) Girls like smart guys... I don't know who misinformed you. Now... not everyone who is computer smart is ugly.. I'm a good example of that. I'm ****ing hot! Right Prey? ;)
10-01-01, 06:15 PM
Zmoney

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Originally posted by smidley
Yeah, Zmoney goes to my school and me and him hang out, and I see him with his girlfriend all the time, so don't even start with them....:D

Jigga,.........My Ni**A...
Homez strait got my back SA..'
lol
10-01-01, 06:17 PM
ColdFusion

Damn Zmonkey, fine GF there.

U know, she really looks like my gym teacher.

Haha J/K. But my gym teacher is nice.. hehe.

I hope you guys stay together, you two look great together. How old are you anyway ?
10-01-01, 06:18 PM
Zmoney

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Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG
Damn Zmonkey, fine GF there.

U know, she really looks like my gym teacher.

Haha J/K. But my gym teacher is nice.. hehe.

I hope you guys stay together, you two look great together. How old are you anyway ?

wer both 17......thats one of the reasons why she hates that pic cuz it makes her look..like old..in a way...anyway thx man
10-01-01, 06:18 PM
smidley

Quote:

Originally posted by Zmoney

Jigga,.........My Ni**A...
Homez strait got my back SA..'
lol

No problem brotha!
10-01-01, 06:19 PM
MadDoctor

EvilAjax… you are hot. I’ve seen your pictures (modeling those underwear). Anytime big boy!;)
10-01-01, 06:20 PM
ColdFusion

Quote:

Originally posted by EvilAjax
I think I am the sexiest geek in the world if I am in fact a geek.

I am not a ****ing geek ok!? I used to pick on geeks at school! Those are geeks! LOL..

I was very popular in school... I was a jock :) Girls like smart guys... I don't know who misinformed you. Now... not everyone who is computer smart is ugly.. I'm a good example of that. I'm ****ing hot! Right Prey? ;)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH :D ... im sure you are, like i said not all guys into computers, are bad looking.
10-01-01, 06:21 PM
Zmoney

DUDE!!!!!!!!!!...STOP CALLIN ME ZMONKEY its just rude..and here iam takin your side.....

just dont do it again or i will make you feel foolish....Kapesh?;)
10-01-01, 06:24 PM
EvilAjax

Quote:

Originally posted by MadDoctor
EvilAjax… you are hot. I’ve seen your pictures (modeling those underwear). Anytime big boy!;)

How did those get out on the net?!?!

:D
10-01-01, 07:23 PM
ghost

Re: /

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Originally posted by fartface
i prefer a yield sign with an exclamation point in the center

You mean like this?

http://members.home.net/ghost-ss/images/caution.gif
10-01-01, 07:25 PM
CableDude

Cute girl Linuxdawg. Yours to Zmoney. What's your secret to meeting these fine looking girls? :cool: :)
10-01-01, 07:27 PM
Noevo

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Originally posted by CableDude
Cute girl Linuxdawg. Yours to Zmoney. What's your secret to meeting these fine looking girls? :cool: :)

google :D

sorry guys I couldn't resist one last shot.

[scamming to get more pics of the hottie]But I want more pics to prove it!!!!![/scamming to get more pics of the hottie]
10-01-01, 07:29 PM
ColdFusion

HAHAHAH, Sorry "Zmonkey" hahah jk dude. I never say it was "Zmoney". Hahah.

Well, Il start it off,

#1 ) Look good, shaven, nice hair cut (most girls love long hair), but if they are looking for a manly man, short hair cut, and in good shape, big muscles, 6 pack.. girls are obsesed with guys with a 6 pack.. haha thats like a #1 there. Girls like to be held by guys with big muscles, gives them confidence that you will protect them :D

Zmoney... Ur turn
10-01-01, 07:30 PM
AAF Striker

Have a picture of her touching her toes with a SG sign :D j/k ... hot chick, if she is yours. This post almost sounds like Biketec's twin :rotfl: .... And if you can prove us wrong somehow, then boy won't we feel like *******s.
10-01-01, 07:32 PM
Zmoney

umm...yea ok...just ahh...be yourself...and that whole six pack **** is fake...any chick that likez ya just for your 6 pack is just some one er 2 night ho...its a night of what i call SLEX...sleep sex sleep sex sleep sex.. i gues iam just bitter cuz my 6 pack does not exist latelly anyway yea...

o and i dont have to prove anything cuz im in the dam pic...
10-01-01, 07:34 PM
ColdFusion

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Originally posted by Noevo

google :D

sorry guys I couldn't resist one last shot.

[scamming to get more pics of the hottie]But I want more pics to prove it!!!!![/scamming to get more pics of the hottie]

Huh ?

Hah, il try and get more from her. Shes not that great with the comp, but the only one in the family that knows how to turn it on.. lol. Anyway when i get my camera back, i will be sure to take more.
10-01-01, 07:35 PM
ColdFusion

Quote:

Originally posted by Zmoney
umm...yea ok...just ahh...be yourself...and that whole six pack **** is fake...any chick that likez ya just for your 6 pack is just some one er 2 night ho...its a night of what i call SLEX...sleep sex sleep sex sleep sex.. i gues iam just bitter cuz my 6 pack does not exist latelly anyway yea...

o and i dont have to prove anything cuz im in the dam pic...

Haha, good point. Well at my age, hehe thats all girls want.. u should see the girls @ my school.. hehe. They are obsesed with guys with big muscles, its a BIG hit.
10-01-01, 07:38 PM
Zmoney

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Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG

Haha, good point. Well at my age, hehe thats all girls want.. u should see the girls @ my school.. hehe. They are obsesed with guys with big muscles, its a BIG hit.

dude...your 15.....im 17.........IAM YOUR AGE!!!!!!!!!!

and yes alot of grlz are obsecesd with muscles...and yes they are fun...i need a chick i can take home to lan partys tho:D :D
10-01-01, 07:41 PM
ColdFusion

Quote:

Originally posted by Zmoney

dude...your 15.....im 17.........IAM YOUR AGE!!!!!!!!!!

and yes alot of grlz are obsecesd with muscles...and yes they are fun...i need a chick i can take home to lan partys tho:D :D

haha, thats awesome that u have a gurl that will take you to lans ! Does she enjoy going ? Does she like play games and stuff with u ?
10-01-01, 07:43 PM
Immortal

I'm relativly well built.. where are my fair share of girls?

aw god darnit.. heh..

ooo I have an idea... hmm... might come back with it.. [/evil grin]
10-01-01, 07:46 PM
Gaming-Module

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I don't care if she's 12.. I'll still bang her.

Old enough to pee, good enough for me???
10-01-01, 07:49 PM
Zmoney

yes she hella likes unreal tournamnet..i think she is the first grl in the nation to be runnin XP...she dosnt really like computers but she deasl with em cuz of me...see i have dial up and she has cvable..so when i go to stay the night i bring my box its cooll
10-01-01, 07:53 PM
ColdFusion

Hahah thats awesome dude, how did you meet her ?
10-01-01, 07:53 PM
EvilAjax

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Originally posted by Macho-Module

Old enough to pee, good enough for me???

Damn straight :D

I'm only 45 guys.

LMFAO! Nah.. I'm a young buck as well ;)
10-01-01, 07:54 PM
ColdFusion

Quote:

Originally posted by Immortal
I'm relativly well built.. where are my fair share of girls?

aw god darnit.. heh..

ooo I have an idea... hmm... might come back with it.. [/evil grin]

Haha! When you see a hot girl, check her out, let her notice you. If she seems interested, approach her, say something nice. Just be cool, talk to them, ask them if they want to get an icecream or something.. it preety much goes good after that. Tell the girl things they want to hear.
10-01-01, 07:55 PM
ghost

Heh, heh, we're asking advice on how to pick up women from a guy who just got his pubes about 3 years ago. Sorry LiNuXdAwG, but I just find that amusing. Nothing personal, just making a comment on the situation.

ZMoney, you were right, she's beautiful. Make sure you treat her well, and have fun while you can.

Prediction: The fight with his gf that LiNuXdAwG mentioned will mean an end to the pics and any possibility of proof.

I will also say this: If proven wrong, I will be the first to apologize. It's just with the guys I hang around with on the net in StreetRacers and Anti-Rice, my club, we get guys claiming incredible numbers in the quarter-mile that don't jive with their equipment. If they don't provide a timeslip, we dog the shlt out of them and they do not get respect again. I feel LiNuXdAwG is making quite a claim, since his babe is a 10, so naturally one would expect proof, given his equipment, heh. Am I a díck? Sure, but look at the pics he's provided so far of himself and her - there's quite a discrepancy.
10-01-01, 07:57 PM
Gaming-Module

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ask them if they want to get an icecream or something

[mel brooks]Oy! If only slippin the wimens my vuh-shugina were that easy these days.[/mel brooks]

*waves old man fist in air*

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Ain't that easy in college, gonna need more than an ice cream. :D
10-01-01, 07:59 PM
Norm

Quote:

Originally posted by ghost
I feel LiNuXdAwG is making quite a claim, since his babe is a 10, so naturally one would expect proof, given his equipment, heh. Am I a díck? Sure, but look at the pics he's provided so far of himself and her - there's quite a discrepancy.

OUCH!!
I'll bet top dollar your first name isn't Casper LOL
10-01-01, 07:59 PM
Immortal

here are pics of my gf and me making out with her..

http://members.home.com/casilva18/look.jpg
she's looking at yah big boy..

http://members.home.com/casilva18/sit.jpg

I bet yer jealous... ;)
10-01-01, 08:01 PM
TEH WIN

LMAO AT IMMY!

you have too much free time... LMAO! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
10-01-01, 08:01 PM
Immortal

I crack myself up.. oh man..
10-01-01, 08:01 PM
Qwijib0

Quote:

Originally posted by Immortal
here are pics of my gf and me making out with her..

http://members.home.com/casilva18/look.jpg
she's looking at yah big boy..

http://members.home.com/casilva18/sit.jpg

I bet yer jealous... ;)

w00t! What a HOTTIE!!! :rotfl:
10-01-01, 08:01 PM
Gaming-Module

Quote:

OUCH!!
I'll bet top dollar your first name isn't Casper LOL

Actually, I'm kinda with him.

I have seen too much reality warped over this here intarweb.

Anyone remember the guy who used to post here that made like a million dollars a year by licking and then mailing envelopes or something.

Said he had a porsche, mansion, super model wife, Pentium 6 (of course I am exhaggerating a bit, but those that remember the person I am talking about should get a laugh).
10-01-01, 08:02 PM
ColdFusion

Quote:

Originally posted by ghost
Heh, heh, we're asking advice on how to pick up women from a guy who just got his pubes about 3 years ago. Sorry LiNuXdAwG, but I just find that amusing. Nothing personal, just making a comment on the situation.

ZMoney, you were right, she's beautiful. Make sure you treat her well, and have fun while you can.

Prediction: The fight with his gf that LiNuXdAwG mentioned will mean an end to the pics and any possibility of proof.

I will also say this: If proven wrong, I will be the first to apologize. It's just with the guys I hang around with on the net in StreetRacers and Anti-Rice, my club, we get guys claiming incredible numbers in the quarter-mile that don't jive with their equipment. If they don't provide a timeslip, we dog the shlt out of them and they do not get respect again. I feel LiNuXdAwG is making quite a claim, since his babe is a 10, so naturally one would expect proof, given his equipment, heh. Am I a díck? Sure, but look at the pics he's provided so far of himself and her - there's quite a discrepancy.

Grr thats not nice at all.
10-01-01, 08:04 PM
ghost

Quote:

Originally posted by Immortal
here are pics of my gf and me making out with her..

http://members.home.com/casilva18/look.jpg
she's looking at yah big boy..

http://members.home.com/casilva18/sit.jpg

I bet yer jealous... ;)

ROTFLMFAO!!!! Dude, I'm dyin!!:rotfl: :rotfl:
10-01-01, 08:15 PM
ghost

Quote:

Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG

Grr thats not nice at all.

I apologize for being so blunt, LiNuXdAwG, but I couldn't see any other way to get my point across. Dude, if you've got a better pic of yourself, give it up! The one at Speedy Post makes you look like you're still watching SpongeBob Squarepants or I M Weasel.

Look at it this way, when you prove me wrong I'll be backpedaling and eating crow. :)

Everybody in here knows I like skinny girls, so I'll post a pic of her and you can rag on me, okay?

http://members.home.net/ghost-ss/images/ghost_gf.jpg
10-01-01, 08:16 PM
Gaming-Module

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

*tears in eyes*

:rotfl: :rotfl:
10-01-01, 08:16 PM
Immortal

bahahahahaha... good one.. everyone post yer gfs.. come on.. hehe..

she sure is cute

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