The Disciples of Mad Doc

  1. Indy
  2. Debbie
  3. RoundEye

  4. MadDoctor
  5. Randy
    Debs a yatch
  6. Debbie
    I Am Not!!
  7. Debbie
    Yooohooo Mad Doc. Where are you?
  8. Indy
    The sheep shall inherit the world because they stay up late at night and change the will...
  9. Debbie
    An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
    Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
    Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
    Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
    Dog: "Doin' all right"
    Villager: (look of extreme shock)
    Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
    Dog: "Yep"
    Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
    Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
    Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
    Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
    Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
    Horse: "Cool"
    Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
    Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
    Horse: "Yep"
    Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
    Villager: (total look of amazement)
    Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
    Villager: "The sheep's a liar"
  10. Roody
    haha nice one Debbie
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