The Disciples of Mad Doc

  1. MadDoctor
    Let me introduce you to my first wife. She would be the one at the back of the barn.
  2. Debbie
    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine . . . and those who don't.
    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. (that's over 2 pounds).

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of **** .
    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
  3. Debbie
    Personalized GPS

    There is a language alert in the first one.
  4. RoundEye
    I'm looking for a new car. I just don't know if I want to wash and hot wax this one all the time.

  5. Randy
    OMG!! nice car love the bonnet!!!

    sry Tobey, cant send rep pts in this group
  6. Debbie
    Hey....where is everybody???
  7. Randy
    in or on "the hood"

    now that your rich, what ya gonna buy me deb?
  8. Debbie
    Who said I'm rich???
  9. MadDoctor
    Rich not of material things but rich of heart and compassion.

    *gets closer to horizontal time*
  10. Randy
    horizontle time? wait til i get the money first!... oh wot the hell lies spread eagle
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