Your right hand does not count.
it doesn't count? wtf! I wont be wasting anymore money on fancy lipsticks.
Point taken. Sex with your sister (or mine) does count. That should bump up the numbers very well. FYI... animals count as 2, not 1.
Now Debbie. Don't look shocked. It's not like Randy doesn't have an extensive holding of .jpg files of you and four legged creatures exploring the bounds of bestiality.
Oh wait. I was looking at my Christmas vacation slides. Never mind.
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Look out Doc. Your post count will be going down soon!!!
Not only will my post count go down, but my hardwood will soften as well.
Hold the phone there Debbie. Are you saying you are going to go down on me??!?!?! *gets sandpaper to remove all traces of herpes*
