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Ken
03-05-02, 11:16 PM
Deep in the backwoods, a woman named Noeva went into labor in the middle of the night, and the MadDoctor was called in to assist in the delivery.

Since there was no electricity, MadDoc handed Brembo a lantern and said "Here you %$#@*&^, hold this high so I can see what I'm doing. Noeva has never heard of personal hygiene, and it's a jungle down there!"

Soon, a baby boy named Uody, was brought into the world.
"Whoa there," said MadDoc. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I can't see clearly through the moss and vines, but I think there's another one comin'. *****, just what we need, another creature from the black lagoon!"

Sure enough, with in a few minutes, an enormous gas bubble burst, and out came a baby girl named Bremba!

"No, no, no, you $%#^ing IDIOT! I said don't be in a hurry to put the lantern down...It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried MadDoc as he dropped to his knees crying and gaging from the stench.

Brembo scratched his "jewels", sniffed his finger, then scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked MadDoc,
"Do ya think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"....

MadDoctor
03-05-02, 11:22 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

A writer is born! Good one Ken....




[BTW... where do I send the bill for the services provided?]

brembo
03-05-02, 11:26 PM
*Adds Ken to "list"*

Any final requests Ken? :D

Randy
03-05-02, 11:27 PM
is this true brembo?

brembo
03-05-02, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by Randy
is this true brembo?

Mostly

Randy
03-05-02, 11:53 PM
* slaps brembo with tuna fish , scampers into hole

Noevo
03-05-02, 11:54 PM
we are workin' on one MESSED up family tree! It does explain a lot though...

good stuff Ken :D

nightowl
03-06-02, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by Noevo
we are workin' on one MESSED up family tree! It does explain a lot though...

good stuff Ken :D

:nod: :nod:

Gaming-Module
03-06-02, 12:10 AM
So I guess I'm the distant cousin that no one talks to at family reunions. *pouts*

brembo
03-06-02, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by Macho-Module
So I guess I'm the distant cousin that no one talks to at family reunions. *pouts*

Court ordered, we cannot discuss you. Ever since the "goat" incident.

Gaming-Module
03-06-02, 12:12 AM
BUT DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT GOAT WAS WEARING!?

She had it comin.

Randy
03-06-02, 12:13 AM
goats ok but im sticking to sheep

brembo
03-06-02, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by Macho-Module
BUT DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT GOAT WAS WEARING!?

She had it comin.


You trying to get me tossed in jail...I've said too much already.

Ken
03-06-02, 12:49 AM
MadDoc was trying to regain composure. He knew from the bodily noises and erruptions, that he didn't have much time...

MadDoc yelled out the window to the fellow that was temporarily living in the outhouse, "Randy!, Get in here with the toilet paper and dynamite! Quick!!"

But it was too late. Another gas bubble emerged. This one had a green fluorescent tint to it. Brembo started scratching again. The "fruits" of his labor reminded him to clean the grime from under his finger nails.
Scraping his nails on his teeth, Brembo smiled! He now remembered that he hadn't changed his socks in nearly 13 months, since he had to remove his shoes to add up how many times that he and his sister Noeva had slipped out behind the barn trying to produce hybrid off spring.
He had been saving that toe-jam for a special ocassion, and tonight was the night!
"Schwaeet success" Brembo belowed as he admired the raisin like object before putting in between his cheek and gum.

The phosphorous bubble burst just as Randy came rushing through the door!

MadDoc stumbed over the bed pan, kicked the spittoon, and hit his head on Bremba's pants that were standing up in the corner. He was knocked out cold!
Randy was in a state of shock. For a second, he thought he was blind. Wiping the film residue from his face, he finally could see.
Or had he died!?

Staring at him was the ugliest thing he had saw in his life, except for the time he had walked in on Noeva dressing.
The gender could not be determined on the horror that he stared at in awe.

"Macho Module!" cried Brembo as he grabbed the deformed part human, part goat, part lemour and part Chihuahua, baby that had just emerged after the fog settled a bit.

drdoug99
03-06-02, 12:52 AM
:rotfl: Good stuff Ken!

Noevo
03-06-02, 12:58 AM
Can we get a group therapy rate? Sorry, I had to ask-Andrea want's to know.

Remember folks this is all ghost's fault!!!! :D


hmmm, now we just need to figure out how ghost was spawned....

BMED
03-06-02, 01:01 AM
Originally posted by Noevo
Can we get a group therapy rate? Sorry, I had to ask-Andrea want's to know.

Remember folks this is all ghost's fault!!!! :D


hmmm, now we just need to figure out how ghost was spawned....

dude, I see you have the same insomnia problem as I do!

Noevo
03-06-02, 01:02 AM
HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH????

I'm not sure i'll ever sleep again :D

Gaming-Module
03-06-02, 01:11 AM
"Macho Module!" cried Brembo as he grabbed the deformed part human, part goat, part lemour and part Chihuahua, baby that had just emerged after the fog settled a bit.

Who's muh daddy! :D

BMED
03-06-02, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by Noevo
HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH????

I'm not sure i'll ever sleep again :D

envy is one one of the seven signs, they'll get their own justification soon enough!

humped by a deer is not a satifactory vengence to some!;)

ghost
03-06-02, 01:14 AM
Hey, my story was perverted, granted, but I had no part of the subsequent story line, don't put it back on me just because you traced the family tree back to the root. :D

This whole "so and so begat so and so" thing is so twisted now, and it's not MY fault!

To blame: Noevo, Ken, MadDoctor, Randy, Macho-Module and Brembo.

Okay, now that said, what happened next? Who f-cked whom and gave birth to what? :D

Gaming-Module
03-06-02, 01:16 AM
Okay, now that said, what happened next? Who f-cked whom and gave birth to what?

Exactly!

I can't tell who is what in this Adam's family gone wrong.

Ken
03-06-02, 01:24 AM
Qwijib0y had been hiding under the bed, scared and fapping with the memories of he and ghostie frolicking naked and running around the old nuclear dump and toxic waste site. Their bodies locked together and glowing on that moonless night.

Suddenly, he snapped to life at the cries of Bremba, Uody, Macho Module and Mad Doc, who was coming around finally. The putrid smell in the room reminded him that he hadn't had supper yet.
He wanted cheese! And his Aunt Mother Noeva made the best Fummunda Cheese around! She always had a nice handful "hanging" around for him, keeping it warm.

Randy had siezed the opportunity and gave MadDoc a milk moustache while doc was laying spread out in the corner from the blow taked by his head, and given to Randy.

Noeva lifts her head up as Qwijib0y says "Aunt Mamma Noeva, can I have some fummunda cheese?"
Noeva belches and inhales deeply, then says, "Hurry and run over to your Aunt Blebs house and get DrDoug! MadDoc looks like he wants seconds and yer daddy has gone out side for a little quality time alone with his new daughter Bremba."

Qwijib0y quickly pulls up Ghosties underwear that he had kept for a keep sake and his britches, out from under the bed he shot!
Noeva yelled " Qwijib0y, you had better clean that off the wall before yor daddy smells it and comes a running!"

Qwijib0y quickly gives the wall a quick wipe with his hand and heads for the door. Finger licking good!, he thought as he licked his thumb and made double time to fetch DrDoug...

Gaming-Module
03-06-02, 01:30 AM
He wanted cheese! And his Aunt Mother Noeva made the best Fummunda Cheese around! She always had a nice handful "hanging" around for him, keeping it warm.

Bout to go grab some snackage now.

ghost
03-06-02, 01:31 AM
Suddenly ghost bursts through the door!

What the hell's going on?!? Hey, it smells like CAT FOOD and ASS in here!

Mehmet
03-06-02, 01:50 AM
nice brainstorming ken..

this explains a lot tho :D

Ken
03-06-02, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by vegeto
nice brainstorming ken..

this explains a lot tho :D
"Pain Killers!" heheheheheheheh

MadDoctor
03-06-02, 10:17 AM
As Ken looked at the Vicodin bottle, he was pleased to see another 28 pills. What was this??? 4 more refills [score]? With that… Ken slammed down another pill and wobbled to the keyboard. Life was so much more interesting when under the influence of narcotics. So many stories to tell and plenty of time to tell them.

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got this reply... "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I got hitched to a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter. My daddy came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her..." "And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife. So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother!" "Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter." "Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson. But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather."
"Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"

Noevo
03-06-02, 10:26 AM
I was curious as to how Ken knew so much about our family. SO, I did a little digging. While at my family physician for my annual deworming I asked him if he knew anything of my "familys" origin. Dr. Doolittle stared horrified at me for a second and then he calmly spoke "Noeva my friend, the facts surrounding you and yours have become legend in the medical and scientific fields for quite some time." This of course was a bit of a surprise to me. I had always thought our history was quite secretive. "Could you tell me about it" I sheeply asked. "I know as far back as ghost and his sister, but nothing before that. Could you fill me in as to what happened previous to that horrific night?" Dr. Doolittle, holding back an obvious laugh, responded in what I found to be a quite disturbing manner "lol if you think what happened from ghost to this point in time, i'm not sure you are ready for what led up to that point".

The final worm removed, a wonderful feeling by the way, I payed my bill as usual and started to leave. But I could not leave well enough alone. I had to know more. So I set up a meeting with the good Dr. so I could find out. We planned to meet later that afternoon in his office. I had four hours to kill which worked out well since I wanted a chance to get myself some liquid courage before hearing what he had to say.


To Be Continued...

ghost
03-06-02, 10:56 AM
I do not like the prospects of the forthcoming tale.

Noevo
03-06-02, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by ghost
I do not like the prospects of the forthcoming tale.

It's a well founded fear :nod:



:D

ghost
03-06-02, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by Noevo


It's a well founded fear :nod:



:D

Go for it, dough boy.

MadDoctor
03-06-02, 11:45 AM
A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical to screw one of his patients. However, a little voice in his head said "Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients so its not like you're the first..." This made the doctor feel a little bit better until still another voice in his head said, "... but they probably weren't veterinarians"

Noevo
03-06-02, 12:10 PM
The time for my meeting with Dr. Doolittle had arrived. I was queasy with anticipation. Or was it the bottle of johnny walker I had just downed? I arrived at the office a few minutes before our scheduled time and was told by the nurse that the doctor would see me shortly. Those words always send a shooting pain through my body. No pain however could prepare me for what I soon learned.

The doctor greeted me and it was apparent that he had needed some liquid courage also. We staggered back to his office and sat down, somewhere a monkey was throwing a fit. We began with idle chit chat. Both of us fearing what was coming, the truth. "Are you sure you want to know all of it?" he asked, knowing full well that I did. He was stalling. This made me fear what was coming even more. "Might as well know it all if I know any of it." I told him trying to crack a smile but failing. My heart was now beating faster than a jack rabbit on speed screws.

So it began.

I was told that ghost was the result of an chance encounter at a trekkie convention. It seems the rumors of Brent and Prey were true. ghost was conceived during a 5 minute break between guest speakers in a broom closet. Horrified already, I told him to go on.

I was now past the point of turning back. The inital shock over, I dove headlong into what the doctor was saying. mindless of that damn monkey that kept making noise nearby.

It seems Brent and Prey were not quite as related as the rest of us, but from them up the tree grows closer together. Prey, as it happens, was birthed by EvilAngel and Downhill. No one knows for sure which one did the birthing. Brent was born from BMED and Indy. Now there lines cross a little more closely as both BMED and Indy were born by the same person. As were Downhill and EvilAngel. The story goes that one night in the caribean sea Ken was out on a 3 hour tour and was met by some very bad people. the end result of this "boarding" was that he gave birth to two half-human half-whale babies. BMED and Indy.
EvilAngel and downhill were not so planned either. There "father" had no clue what was about to happen to his life. While trying to organize some people together on a large project, he ran into some resistance in the form of a human, but obviously not. Approx. 9 months later Philip gave a long and painful birth to Downhill and EvilAngel. Now, this is where are story takes a twist that not even Dr. Doolittle can explain much of. It seems that Ken and Philip had a few "chance encounters" of their own. From this was born the legend of a man named Bouncer. No more info was avavilable on this man. A dark and mysterious (or ashamed) man obviously.

My head swimming from all the information I had just digested, among other things, I need to ask one more question of the tiring Doctor. I gathered my courage, what was left of it anyway and asked the question. "Where did Ken and Philip come from?" The doctor stared into space and I wasn't sure he heard me, but he had. After a pause that seemed like an eternity his eyes lifted and met mine. And he spoke. "Noeva, all the branches can be traced back to one man. A once proud man, and still wise man." He stopped talking as if he had heard something. I urged him to go on. I was one name away from know our full history, as much as anyone can at this point. I wasn't about to stop now. After some prodding and a few greenbacks to ease his tongue the doctor appeared ready to speak again. He closed his eyes, leaned his head back against the chair and opened his mouth. Nearby a monkey cried. the doctor spoke this one word. One word that will last forever in the minds of many. The word?

"minir".

the end?

ghost
03-06-02, 12:20 PM
LOL, minir!!!:rotfl:

The root of all evil!! :D

lord_yuri
03-06-02, 12:34 PM
can't wait till bremba can date :)

Ken
03-06-02, 02:23 PM
Well done Noevo/a
But you didn't quite finish...how daddy Minir came to be...

I recall the gorry details that me daddy Minir told me of his beginnings...

Many years ago, on an isolated island, far, far away, in a land that time forgot, there was 7 stranded castaways...
Hell_Yes, Mouse, Kip, Lobo, TonyT, Humboldt and Mrs Thurston Howell the 69th...

Out of the menagerie, barbaric and neanderthal sex games became the norm. Norm became the 8th inhabitant of the isle...

Evolution and revolution inspired the group to pair off and forage to the distant corners of the isle...
Hell_Yes and TonyT both had eyes for Kip, who was having an affair with Lobo and the young Norm. Norm had a quick fling with an outsider named Gilligan. Mouse and Mrs Howell kept to themselves...The entire group enjoyed the fruits of Humboldt, whose main interests were trapping and breeding the local rodent population to ensure a good healthy food supply...

Ken
03-06-02, 02:33 PM
I have the complete SpeedGuide family stump, that has been kept in the SG family bible since the dawn of time. ;)

For the idiots, er...interested in learning the our heritage, you'll have to wait a bit til later this afternoon, or you can Western Union me $1000, and I will fax you the diagram...

Noevo
03-06-02, 02:50 PM
WHAT THE HELL HAVE WE DONE!!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:

I knew one of the "elders" would fill us in on the part of the family tree that is so old it's underground :D

Noevo
03-06-02, 03:19 PM
*"borrows" the SG Family Bible from Ken with the intent of FULL disclosure*

:D

MadDoctor
03-06-02, 03:58 PM
I was no where near all this. I was somewhere else and I have
two witnesses who can collaborate my whereabouts.

http://home.attbi.com/~maddoctor/Ca-Wenn-du.jpg

Noevo
03-06-02, 04:07 PM
Hmmm this book is interesting to say the least :eek: It describes MANY trysts between the inhabitants of the island that Ken mentioned. For instace, it tells of a tryst between Kip, Lobo, and Norm. It seems that one night while enjoying each others company there was a "spill". And from it arose John. Another tale mentions a horrid meeting on the beach between Hell_Yess and TonyT where the end result is Messiah. From what I can tell Messiah and John got together one night and from them Nightowl was born. I'm tellin' ya, this is one messed up bunch.

Anyway, to the guts of the story...

Theres a section the describes how minir came to be. There appears to have been a somewhat secret location on the island where these folks like to go by themselves or in pairs ;) ;)

Apparently Nightowl had a reputation for some incredible cave drawings of "heavenly bodies" there. As you can imagine, near this place, forever known as Speedguide, the devoloped a horrifically potent pool of genes and DNA. This pool was full of everyone, so to speak. A little bit of mouse, a smidgin of Kip, a smattering of Hell_Yes, and a tiny bit of TonyT. All the others had "left their mark" there as well. Lobo especially had a high number of "visits". The book tells of a night that all the inhabitants gathered at this place to discuss some politics and religion. A highly intense debate ensued. Sparks flew, more DNA was spilled. It evens tells of the possibility that some monkey genes were spilled into the pool. After things died down and they all retreated to their caves for the night a lone spark could be seen near the pool. No one noticed this.

A few weeks went by and no one returned to speedguide for it was scary :nod: . One day, while Hell_Yes was visiting and noticed something very peculiar. The pool seemed to be alive. And not with the sound of music, but with knowledge and wisdom of the ages. The people were amazed at the wisdom that grew out of this mess. From then on Speedguide became a very popular place and the people flocked to it. After a year or so of gestation. the pool known as speedguide gave birth to it's seed.

And thus, minir was born. a little piece of us all in him, and vice versa.

Andrea
03-06-02, 04:18 PM
:eek: Noevo, we need to talk... :eek:

Ken
03-06-02, 05:40 PM
I see that you have retained the ability to read in Tongues...

*A very proud Great great Granddaddy Uncle*

You see, it was written in tongue as there was no pens or pencils, and, well, lets face it, with all of the inbreeding, they were too stupid to learn to read and write anyway...

Continue, my son, for you know of the putrid generic gene pool that my eyes were gigged from.

Another chapter while the old man takes a nap...

Silver
03-06-02, 06:59 PM
Well at least none of us have fallen far from the tree here. O_O

JawZ
03-06-02, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by Andrea
:eek: Noevo, we need to talk... :eek:

noevo...I have a doghouse ready and waiting for ya if need be!:D

Ken
03-06-02, 11:17 PM
Yes, John was of Kip, Norm and Lobo, but another was begat from the "Terrible Trio" Banshee...
And from a hot summer night, in the heat of passion, Banshee and Norm begat Immortal...

Now TonyT and Hell_Yes had begat Messiah, and their relationship started to crumble. TonyT claimed that he took Mrs Thurston Howell the 69th fishing, as he reaked of rotten fish, but was wearing womens underwear, that he received as a gift from Humboldt, when they showed up with CoolJ in tow. All we know is that TonyT was constipated and without a bowel movement for a little over 8 months... Being called **** retentive was really getting the best of him and his emotions, so he ran away to breed rats with Humboldt.

Very ironic that the two "lesser endowed" members of the family ended uo together. But the rats didn't seem to mind their ocassional 34-some. Man did those 2 get some tail! And soon lil SG'ers were showing up like rats! Immortal, Funk & MikeMean- who were Siamese Twins and joined just above the waist, ssjDoh, Splash, and probably close to 800 still born...

Now Banshee and Humboldt was often seen "locked" up like dogs and soon S1lver was nursing from both of them...

TonyT went to Hell_Yes for comforting and soon begat SeedOfChaos and his "Gay" twin BloomOfChaos.
We are not sure, but we believe that Mouse mad Bloom Stew one night and then was feeling frisky and jumped Funk&MikeMeans bones thus Blebs and DrDoug were born, again Siamese Twins.
Blebs and DrDoug were separated, but ending up getting back together, as they were "made for each other". They had Bala.

John and Banshee's first was Nightowl, then they "tag teamed" with Funk and MikeMean and produced one of our most embarrassing family members, the MadDoc...

MadDoc had an animal fetish and many flings, with unspeakables, but Grimmy was welcomed after a pot of chile con carne and the explotions that followed. MadDoc swore he was on the pill and Grimmy was a freak of nature... You have to make that decision for yourself as I reserve comment for fear of self incrimination... ;)

Science has not figured out how yet, but Funk & Mikemean fertilized themself and out came CC, you may know him as Cisco Certified, we know him as certified nut!

Ahhh, it is time for my electro shock treatment so maybe sweet Noeva can bring us up on a bit...

Stay tuned... ;)

Noevo
03-06-02, 11:29 PM
Man, what a mess we have made :rotfl:

I think in the morning I will fill in some blanks as far as our newer family members go :nod:

HEADS UP NEWBS!!!!!


:D

ghost
03-07-02, 12:37 AM
Was I the only one to have sex with a human woman? I mean sure, she was my sweet, sexy, loving sister, but come on, all this buggering.... :D

Ken
03-07-02, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by ghost
Was I the only one to have sex with a human woman? I mean sure, she was my sweet, sexy, loving sister, but come on, all this buggering.... :D

Just be glad that you weren't Funk, as he was connected to MikeMean from waist down... ;)

Randy
03-07-02, 12:50 AM
child berth is a great thing brembo! you must be prOUD< hidden message?

Annalysa
03-07-02, 12:55 AM
you realize this all cant end...its way to funny

mouse
03-07-02, 01:06 AM
Those were not the men that I spent my time with....

Grimson
03-07-02, 01:58 AM
oh, please realize this is TWIZZTED !!!!!!
:D

Noevo
03-07-02, 09:38 AM
Okay, we've looked at the past now it's time to look a little more closely at the present.

This next chapter is maybe more amusing than scary, of course that depends on your perspective. It has the accounts of more recent additions to the family. Of course, the more recent additions also have their roots a little further back, but for the sake of our sanity we will discuss one famous pairing that has spawned many of them. It tells of a insatiable siren and a wordy young fellow. It seems this young "man" was always flirting and trying to get in good with this woman men just appeared to be drawn to. They say she had a sexual appetite that rivaled that of another famous woman (for whom another story and branch are waiting for her and her cohert. initials of this pair are MD and M. Anyway, back to our young man and his neverending pursuit of his goal. He was always writing this woman poetry in hopes of wooing her away from the one she was already with. She did nothing to discourage this behavior and everything to encourage it. The boy just did not know what he was getting in to. Then one day, while our sirens other half was off slaying beasts of the worst kind, she decided to give in to her young suitor and see what developed. After finally telling him to shut up with the poems she gave herself to him. After hours of fumbling he figured out what to do. They're coupling lasted for many moons and spawned many prominant people in our tree.

Thus we describe the branch that is Splash and Paft.

From them was had JCOS and Terrancelam who hit it off right away and did the horizontal bop many a time, resulting in ace420 ;) and MMC.

Also born from Splash and Paft was a child who never really fully developed a good vocabulary. You may know him as Jesse23.

Jesse ended up pairing of with another of Splash and Pafts offspring and have a very odd child themselves. Koribouros was born of Jesse23 and Ping.

to be continued...

Ken
03-07-02, 10:05 AM
Judging from your quick post, I would say the your recent de-worming has given you a case of the "back door trots", ehhh?...

Remember that Randy is currently residing in the outhouse... ;)
He has already been covered with nuclear fall out once this week, I am not sure that the ol' boy can withstand another assault...

Noevo
03-07-02, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by Ken
Judging from your quick post, I would say the your recent de-worming has given you a case of the "back door trots", ehhh?...


HEY! Is that an indictment of my work? :p

Oh well...running along :D

We come to a very sticky branch in our tree at this point. It concerns a pairing that has been kept very quiet for some time. As you all have seen Mad Doc has been chasing mouse like a tom cat chase a...well...a mouse. Over the years mouse has given the impression of playing hard to get. And Doc always giving the impression that he never quite "caught" mouse. This could not be farther from the truth. Mouse and Mad Doc have been having relations for years. As cheesy as it sounds, this has been kept quiet to protect their um...products. You see, they have been very influencial on the tree as well. Unfortunately, with every new birth, that child seemed to have less inteligence than the last. This has really come to be bare itself of late.

Let us now take a look at some of the early children that they had. Conceived one night while mad doc and mouse were watching the underwater submarine races at a duck pond, RoundEye was born. Some say the duc pond was the reason that he is do endeared to duc's still to this day. Now, on another "date" they spent many hours watching a marathon of bad movies. Out of this event was born BigJimSlate. It seemed everytime they got together mad doc and mouse produced another offspring. Night on the town, bam! Snake was born. Weekend in the mountains, ZOWIE! Exarkun was born. Day trip to an art gallery, WHAM! Martiangod was born.

In there later years is really where you can see that they should have stopped having kids. The intelect seemed to be drained from both of them and there was none left to pass on. Lord_Yuri and Linux Dawg were two of these examples. However, theres knot in the stump here. Linux Dawg who was known by many names, including ColdFusion, had on occasion like to play make believe. One day he convinced Lord_Yuri that he was actually a pretty college aged girl. This get together was damned from the beginning. All attempts to prevent the births that resulted fell short. And we are left with two very "distinctive" members of our tree. What could possibly be so horrible you ask? Well, what we got from this meeting should not be seen alone, or in public. Thats right, born of Lord_Yuri and Linux Dawg or a pair of children that have already paired off and started there own branch. The results of which we may not want to know. Those children?


Christopher561 and Athalonxpkid. Thank you very much Mad Doc and mouse.

And so it ends. In the years that come we will for sure have many more additions, and most likely even some more horrid results then we have had already. But for now, we are done. Let this serve as a reminder. Please, be careful of who's gene pool you are swimming in. You just may end up swimming with Mad Doc or Bremba or Ken or worse :eek:

Noevo
03-07-02, 04:57 PM
bump for the afternoon crowd :)

Grimson
03-07-02, 05:00 PM
Grimmy was a freak of nature...
I've heard this before.
;)

Ken
03-17-03, 07:41 PM
BUMP^

Noevo made me do it! He is a bad man! :D

MadDoctor
03-17-03, 08:00 PM
Oh Ken.... what could we have done to make you bump this thread? You're going to hell for this!

torsten
03-17-03, 08:10 PM
As a newbie I think I read this thing when it was first posted and wondered who on earth are these people and what caused them to be like this?

now,
after many treacherous miles, long nights, avatar wars, pious bannings, religious feuds, neverending spamathons, and well, everything else.............
I know.



:p

Ken
05-03-03, 05:07 PM
Dang it Grimmy!
Why did you have to link to this thread! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Grimson
05-03-03, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Ken
Dang it Grimmy!
Why did you have to link to this thread! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

:D

I didn't think anyone would notice.

Noevo
05-04-03, 02:22 PM
i think we'll have some additions to the "family" after this weekend!

YARDofSTUF
05-04-03, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by torsten
As a newbie I think I read this thing when it was first posted and wondered who on earth are these people and what caused them to be like this?

now,
after many treacherous miles, long nights, avatar wars, pious bannings, religious feuds, neverending spamathons, and well, everything else.............
I know.



:p


lol

teaaememy
05-04-03, 04:24 PM
:eek: THIS IS :eek:NE HELL :eek:F A FAMILY TREE!!!:eek:

and I wondered why jcos wanted me to join.....

brembo
05-04-03, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by teaaememy

and I wondered why jcos wanted me to join.....


....fresh blood.....

teaaememy
05-04-03, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by brembo
....fresh blood.....

um I'll just go hide um...... behind the couch. no ones been mentioned to be back there yet right?
__o00o_(_0_0_)_o00o__

Joint Chiefs of Staff
05-04-03, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by teaaememy
um I'll just go hide um...... behind the couch. no ones been mentioned to be back there yet right?
__o00o_(_0_0_)_o00o__ YET! lol

Give it a few minutes and I'm sure one of our members will come crawling out from under the couch. :D

JCOS
05-04-03, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
YET! lol

Give it a few minutes and I'm sure one of our members will come crawling out from under the couch. :D

Or you could talk about the two headed monster that is JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF :D :D

Joint Chiefs of Staff
05-04-03, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by JCOS
Or you could talk about the two headed monster that is JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF :D :D I've got a head for ya buddy boy!

:D

Grimson
05-04-03, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by teaaememy
um I'll just go hide um...... behind the couch. no ones been mentioned to be back there yet right?
__o00o_(_0_0_)_o00o__

fancy meeting you here. that's not my leg you're standing on !! Ya know what they say, "the best things come to those behind the couch.".


:D

JCOS
05-04-03, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
I've got a head for ya buddy boy!

:D

Talk about a headcase...no wait! That's me!


:D

Ken
05-04-03, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff
YET! lol

Give it a few minutes and I'm sure one of our members will come crawling out from under the couch. :D

Brembo may be coming out of the closet! :D

Hey Tammy,
We could use some fresh genes in our contaminated, nuclear gene pool... :D Wanna go for a swim? :D

teaaememy
05-04-03, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by Ken
Brembo may be coming out of the closet! :D

Hey Tammy,
We could use some fresh genes in our contaminated, nuclear gene pool... :D Wanna go for a swim? :D

Well Tammy is Hebrew for perfection you know ;)

Ken
07-31-03, 09:48 PM
Lance,
Pay heed to the "Do Not Swim" signs around the gene pool... ;)

downhill
07-31-03, 09:51 PM
Don't drink any of the water, either......

Joint Chiefs of Staff
07-31-03, 10:14 PM
wear a body condom....

Noevo
07-31-03, 10:27 PM
don't swallow!!!

Ken
06-29-04, 04:36 PM
I guess that it is time for our most recent members to learn of their past... :D

brembo
06-29-04, 04:46 PM
Sunofabitch.....

Ken
06-29-04, 04:47 PM
Sunofabitch.....
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I was waiting for that! :D

Just when you think that it's safe to go outside...:eek:

Debbie
06-29-04, 06:40 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I was waiting for that! :D

Just when you think that it's safe to go outside...:eek:I wait with anticipation. :D :D

Debbie
06-29-04, 06:49 PM
::::::::::taps her fingers on her desk:::::::::::::::

Well? Come on guys! Type faster! :rotfl: :rotfl:

Debbie
06-29-04, 07:18 PM
::::::::::taps her fingers on her desk:::::::::::::::

Well? Come on guys! Type faster! :rotfl: :rotfl:
http://members.speedguide.net/tigress73/whistle.gif

Debbie
06-29-04, 07:33 PM
I guess that it is time for our most recent members to learn of their past... :D
ahem..........cough, cough.........
:sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

Debbie
06-29-04, 07:55 PM
Oh sure Ken, ¿Usted quiere mantenernos en ansiedad?

Debbie
06-30-04, 01:12 PM
Oh sure Ken, ¿Usted quiere mantenernos en ansiedad?
Excuse me sir, but the book is not over yet. :p

MadDoctor
06-30-04, 01:19 PM
Have you seen the Speed Guide "Rule" book? It's a treat for all new posters!

Debbie
06-30-04, 01:23 PM
Have you seen the Speed Guide "Rule" book? It's a treat for all new posters!
:confused:

MadDoctor
06-30-04, 01:46 PM
I'll dig it up tonight and post it.

Ken
06-30-04, 06:01 PM
Oh sure Ken, ¿Usted quiere mantenernos en ansiedad?
Good grief! I know that came from a translator!

I can't today, I have to go see a man about a dog, maybe tomorrow... ;)

Ken
06-30-04, 06:07 PM
http://forums.speedguide.net/showthread.php?t=74279&highlight=rulebook+noevo

Pay very close attention to rule #20... ;) :D

Debbie
06-30-04, 09:03 PM
Good grief! I know that came from a translator!

I can't today, I have to go see a man about a dog, maybe tomorrow... ;)
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! It said: You like to keep us in suspense?

Debbie
06-30-04, 09:04 PM
http://forums.speedguide.net/showthread.php?t=74279&highlight=rulebook+noevo

Pay very close attention to rule #20... ;) :DOh baby! :D :thumb: