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brembo
01-29-02, 10:12 PM
Alright! Don't you know that changin yer name ruins my concentration? From this point on, I want...no DEMAND, prior notification of such events. Otherwise I'll...well I dunno, something.

*curls into fetal position and sucks thumb*

Teirney
01-29-02, 10:13 PM
OOPS, sorry wrong thread..excuse me..:D

CiscoKid
01-29-02, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by brembo
Alright! Don't you know that changin yer name ruins my concentration? From this point on, I want...no DEMAND, prior notification of such events. Otherwise I'll...well I dunno, something.

*curls into fetal position and sucks thumb*

who was Koribouros?

Joint Chiefs of Staff
01-29-02, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by CiscoCert


who was Koribouros?

Could it be Kano? Perspective? j/k ;)

Noevo
01-29-02, 10:21 PM
don't forget this is a second offense of this nature for him also :D

[/stirring the pot]


:D

funky
01-29-02, 10:24 PM
Ken knows who I am. ;)

Ken
01-29-02, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Koribouros
Ken knows who I am. ;)

Think, guys, Think! :p

Noevo knows... ;) *hint, hint*

MadDoctor
01-29-02, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Ken


Think, guys, Think! :p

Ouch!

brembo
01-29-02, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Koribouros
Ken knows who I am. ;)

I do too.....did some homework. I'll get you for this.

*gets box of leeches*:D

Joint Chiefs of Staff
01-29-02, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by Ken


Think, guys, Think! :p

Macho Module is that you?

downhill
01-29-02, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by Ken


Think, guys, Think! :p


I did.........I now have a headache for a reward......

Ok, lets go to Websters......

Koribouros .......Greek word for a cross between a fired crock lined with teflon and the hind end of a donkey?

Nah....that just don't work........

mikemean
01-29-02, 10:34 PM
IT'S EugeneForPres! What's my prize???? I want my prize!

Noevo
01-29-02, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by Joint Chiefs Of Staff


Macho Module is that you?


nope, you're cold

Noevo
01-29-02, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by mikemean
IT'S EugeneForPres! What's my prize???? I want my prize!

You sir have one a nights use of brembo on the house. (remember he's a hick so he has no teeth)

brembo
01-29-02, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by Noevo


You sir have one a nights use of brembo on the house. (remember he's a hick so he has no teeth)

Tryin to get a rise outta me? I'm a lover, not a fighter. :eek:

Noevo
01-29-02, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by brembo


I'm a lover, not a fighter. :eek:

*busts out the banjo*

isn't that a line from yer families motto?

mikemean
01-29-02, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by Noevo


You sir have one a nights use of brembo on the house. (remember he's a hick so he has no teeth)

http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/spank.gif http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/naughty.gif http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/yumyum.gif http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/boink.gif
:D :D :D

Joint Chiefs of Staff
01-29-02, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by Noevo


You sir have one a nights use of brembo on the house. (remember he's a hick so he has no teeth)

No teeth! wahooooooooooo Some of you guys might like that sort of thing if you know what I mean!

We love you brembo!

brembo
01-29-02, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Noevo


*busts out the banjo*

isn't that a line from yer families motto?

Hey! Don't make fun of my family square! Wez been a prunin it her o late.

Noevo
01-29-02, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by brembo


Hey! Don't make fun of my family square! Wez been a prunin it her o late.

family? families don't have an uncle/brother/brother-in-law all rolled into one person in them.

brembo
01-29-02, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by Noevo


family? families don't have an uncle/brother/brother-in-law all rolled into one person in them.

Well as my Uncle/Dad says..."God Bless Em".;)

Joint Chiefs of Staff
01-29-02, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by brembo


Well as my Uncle/Dad says..."God Bless Em".;)

damnnnnnnnnnnnnn brembo!

Noevo
01-29-02, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by brembo


Well as my Uncle/Dad says..."God Bless Em".;)

you know you little back woods freak thats the one thing you could say to piss me off. congrats. you now rank up there with KANO with me. you would fit right in in his little make believe world.

brembo
01-29-02, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by Noevo


you know you little back woods freak thats the one thing you could say to piss me off. congrats. you now rank up there with KANO with me. you would fit right in in his little make believe world.

Oh, did I really tick you off? Didn't think yer two brain cells could get together long enough to form such an advanced emotion.

Joint Chiefs of Staff
01-29-02, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by brembo


Oh, did I really tick you off? Didn't think yer two brain cells could get together long enough to form such an advanced emotion.


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I'm using that one!

I just wet my pants! LOL

Noevo
01-29-02, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by brembo


Oh, did I really tick you off? Didn't think yer two brain cells could get together long enough to form such an advanced emotion.

it's not bad. you could get yours workin' if you got your head out of mad doc's ass long enough

brembo
01-29-02, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by Noevo


it's not bad. you could get yours workin' if you got your head out of mad doc's ass long enough


He got tired of yer pointy melon being up there, its invitation only now.

Noevo
01-29-02, 11:17 PM
nah, he just wanted you so he could get chicks because they thought it was so sweet of him to take care of his life skill challenged friend like that

brembo
01-29-02, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by Noevo
nah, he just wanted you so he could get chicks because they thought it was so sweet of him to take care of his life skill challenged friend like that


What is yer major malfunction? Is this leftover anger from the excessive amount of swirlies that people like me gave you in high school?

Noevo
01-29-02, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by brembo



What is yer major malfunction? Is this leftover anger from the excessive amount of swirlies that people like me gave you in high school?

oh yeah high school. I had classes like physics and english and you had classes like widdlin', how to tell a close family member you're not in love with them anymore, roadkill-it's not just for dinner, and the ever popular what to do with all that time since you have no job or chance of getting one.

Paft
01-29-02, 11:30 PM
[edit: Whoops. Sorry, please, continue.]

Grimson
01-29-02, 11:31 PM
I'll be the first to say this thread has potential.:D
http://www.driveintheater.com/images/anim/popcorn.gif

Noevo
01-29-02, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by Paft
Woah there guys, cool down.

This ain't worth it. Just calm it down, take a few minutes to pace/cool off. Then come back and civily figure out what just went wrong.

Thanks.

hey paft, you wanna know why Brembo's sister is still a virgin?

She can outrun him.

Joint Chiefs of Staff
01-29-02, 11:34 PM
Nuking some popcorn right now! And to think I was going to watch the news about the State Of Union Address.

brembo
01-29-02, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Noevo


hey paft, you wanna know why Brembo's sister is still a virgin?

She can outrun him.

This commin from a guy that needs a Harley to feel like a man. I bet you have EVERY pen1s enlargment site on the net bookmarked.

Noevo
01-29-02, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by brembo


This commin from a guy that needs a Harley to feel like a man. I bet you have EVERY pen1s enlargment site on the net bookmarked.

do I sense a little bit of envy there? Besides it's winter up here, the last hog I had between my legs was your sister/niece. She said those bookmarks had payed off for me and she wanted me to send them on to you.

brembo
01-29-02, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by Noevo


do I sense a little bit of envy there? Besides it's winter up here, the last hog I had between my legs was your sister/niece. She said those bookmarks had payed off for me and she wanted me to send them on to you.

So yer the one that likes to recieve? She said that biker gang "sold" you for meth, looks like the meth dealer got ripped off.

MadDoctor
01-29-02, 11:52 PM
Last 5 or 9 posts... :D :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Noevo
01-29-02, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by brembo


So yer the one that likes to recieve? She said that biker gang "sold" you for meth, looks like the meth dealer got ripped off.

go play in traffic like your mother/aunt always told you to. Oh wait, thats what you do for a living isn't it. Tell me, is it true that people work on surveying crews so they can be the first to get the roadkill?

Joint Chiefs of Staff
01-29-02, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by Noevo


go play in traffic like your mother/aunt always told you to. Oh wait, thats what you do for a living isn't it. Tell me, is it true that people work on surveying crews so they can be the first to get the roadkill?

:eek:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

brembo
01-29-02, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by Noevo


go play in traffice like your mother/aunt always told you to. Oh wait, thats what you do for a living isn't it. Tell me, is it true that people work on surveying crews so they can be the first to get the roadkill?

Man yer persistent....I thought those biker gangs kept ya sedated, less wigglin when they want some.

Noevo
01-29-02, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by brembo


Man yer persistent....I thought those biker gangs kept ya sedated, less wigglin when they want some.

thats it, you're done. you have to be. you just shot your vocabulary wad with the use of the word persistent.

brembo
01-30-02, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by Noevo


thats it, you're done. you have to be. you just shot your vocabulary wad with the use of the word persistent.

That reminds me, tell yer sister that I don't care if its mine. Let her pimp take care of it.

Noevo
01-30-02, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by brembo


That reminds me, tell yer sister that I don't care if its mine. Let her pimp take care of it.

dude you know better than that. since you gave her that disease she isn't fertile anymore. Ya know, kinda like that sheep you had problems with that one time under the car on blocks in your front yard.

Or was it on top of the fridge on your porch with a goat? Or in the outhouse with both? damn, I can't keep your zoo straight anymore.

brembo
01-30-02, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by Noevo


dude you know better than that. since you gave her that disease she isn't fertile anymore. Ya know, kinda like that sheep you had problems with that one time under the car on blocks in your front yard.

Or was it on top of the fridge on your porch with a goat? Or in the outhouse with both? damn, I can't keep your zoo straight anymore.

Yer just mad, cuz the only chance at continuing yer blood like went out with yer sis. Boo f'in hoo! Get over it. Go grope the neighbors cat some more.

MadDoctor
01-30-02, 12:13 AM
Sheep??????

Joint Chiefs of Staff
01-30-02, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by MadDoctor
Sheep??????

:eek: Not sheep too?

Noevo
01-30-02, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by brembo


Yer just mad, cuz the only chance at continuing yer blood like went out with yer sis. Boo f'in hoo! Get over it. Go grope the neighbors cat some more.

eh, not my fault that my bloodline isn't in 3 outta 4 people within 5 counties.

You guys recognize a president over there yet? Or are ya still worshipping Jed Clampet?

Indy
01-30-02, 12:17 AM
lol, and I thought I was going to go to bed...not now, and miss all this? :D

Noevo
01-30-02, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by Indy
lol, and I thought I was going to go to bed...not now, and miss all this? :D

Thats what Brembo said when he realized his sister was passed out drunk on the couch on the front porch

brembo
01-30-02, 12:18 AM
For someone thats easily outmanuvered by an eggplant, you can sure throw taunts well. Are you just repeating what you hear everyday from your case workers?

Noevo
01-30-02, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by brembo
For someone thats easily outmanuvered by an eggplant, you can sure throw taunts well. Are you just repeating what you hear everyday from your case workers?

:mad:

isn't this the one day a year you take a shower or somethin'? Man, I have got to have something better to do then listen to your crap. hmm, maybe the old lady next door needs a sponge bath. that would definetly be an improvement over this

brembo
01-30-02, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by Noevo


:mad:

isn't this the one day a year you take a shower or somethin'? Man, I have got to have something better to do then listen to your crap. hmm, maybe the old lady next door needs a sponge bath. that would definetly be an improvement over this

Well seeing as how I how I *CAN* control my bowels, takin a bath everyday seems a bit of overkill. Oh BTW.....you can tell that yer wearin adult undergaements.............:rotfl:

MadDoctor
01-30-02, 12:26 AM
score!:D :D :D

mouse
01-30-02, 12:28 AM
Did someone mention Sheep? :D



http://capnyoass.com/Mouse/sheep.jpg

Joint Chiefs of Staff
01-30-02, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by mouse
Did someone mention Sheep? :D



http://capnyoass.com/Mouse/sheep.jpg

:rotfl: :rotfl:

I reconize mikemean, who's the other two?

Noevo
01-30-02, 12:30 AM
ooooh I better be careful looks like maddoctor is keeping an eye on brembo. Too bad someone wasn't doing that for you when you were younger. would have saved you the embarrasment (and money for penicillin) if someone had pointed out to you that those "girls" that asked if you wanted to party were all peeing in the mens room shortly before you propositioned them.

MadDoctor
01-30-02, 12:30 AM
Oh... Thank you God!!!!!!!

Noevo
01-30-02, 12:32 AM
aww how cute Mouse. you found a picture of brembo's last family reunion. Notice the lack of womens. They are all fast.

mouse
01-30-02, 12:34 AM
The picture is of Roundeye and Brent :)

Joint Chiefs of Staff
01-30-02, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by Noevo
aww how cute Mouse. you found a picture of brembo's last family reunion. Notice the lack of womens. They are all fast.

I'm dying here! :rotfl: :rotfl:

brembo
01-30-02, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by Noevo
aww how cute Mouse. you found a picture of brembo's last family reunion. Notice the lack of womens. They are all fast.

At least my family is free, yers would be a who's who of mental institutions.

Noevo
01-30-02, 12:39 AM
free? hell, the last time I went down to the corner no one in your family was free. The only thing that was is the antibiotic shot afterwards. but hey, someones got to pay the bills. I hear the government is going to start charging squatters more for living on toxic landfills.

Indy
01-30-02, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by Noevo


family? families don't have an uncle/brother/brother-in-law all rolled into one person in them.

Sounds like the family tree looks like this:

http://www.paulcuni.com/ct/images/plants/fallen-tree.jpg

:D

MadDoctor
01-30-02, 12:41 AM
What? No forks?

brembo
01-30-02, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by Noevo
free? hell, the last time I went down to the corner no one in your family was free. The only thing that was is the antibiotic shot afterwards. but hey, someones got to pay the bills. I hear the government is going to start charging squatters more for living on toxic landfills.

Well last time I checked *MY* family wasn't on the poster for birth control, unlike yers.

mouse
01-30-02, 12:43 AM
Thanks a lot guys!

Now I am going to have nightmares about Norman bates, Jed Clampet, and sheep... :cry: :cry:

Noevo
01-30-02, 12:45 AM
Originally posted by mouse
Thanks a lot guys!

Now I am going to have nightmares about Norman bates, Jed Clampet, and sheep... :cry: :cry:

heh, what's one persons nightmares is another persons fantasies. at least in Brembo's case

brembo
01-30-02, 12:49 AM
Oh wait, yer posts reminded me, I gotta go take a dump. BRB.

Noevo
01-30-02, 12:52 AM
So, Brembo. Are we still on for drinks at the club tomorrow?

brembo
01-30-02, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by Noevo
So, Brembo. Are we still on for drinks at the club tomorrow?

yeah, never knew I had so many insults built up in me. That was fun, same place next week? *clocks out*

Noevo
01-30-02, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by brembo


yeah, never knew I had so many insults built up in me. That was fun, same place next week? *clocks out*

yep, same place next week. Nice work today. *yawn*

*punches clock*

night george

brembo
01-30-02, 12:56 AM
Later Sam.....

mouse
01-30-02, 12:57 AM
Originally posted by Noevo


yep, same place next week. Nice work today. *yawn*

*punches clock*

night george

I loved that cartoon!!!! :D

Nice job guys "Clapping" "Clapping"

Indy
01-30-02, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by mouse


I loved that cartoon!!!! :D

Nice job guys "Clapping" "Clapping"

Nice to have a ring side seat, isn't it :D

Joint Chiefs of Staff
01-30-02, 12:59 AM
Very well done!

My new oscar nomination! :nod:

Noevo
01-30-02, 01:02 AM
Closed forum, professional idiots. Please don't try this at home. If this had been an actual flame fest an oxygen mask would not have dropped out of anywhere and you would not have been told what to do. Let this serve as an example. Idiots are on the internet. We are everywhere. Once again, please do not try this at home. Thank You.

The parts of Brembo and Noevo were played by themselves. No animals or avatars were hurt in the filming of this PSA. Send any comments or suggestions to the brembo & noevo hour, care of the professional idiots club of america.

The thoughts and opinions here are the thoughts and opinions of two very sick individuals and do not represent the majority of users at this establishment.

We now return you to regular programming.

brembo
01-30-02, 01:11 AM
If you would like to be a contestent on this show please contact the producers. If you're going to be in the area and would like to be in the studio audience, bring popcorn.

Let us know if ya want us to have a roast in your honor, we are more than happy to oblige. Again thank you for your attention.

EvilAngel
01-30-02, 01:21 AM
BEST THREAD EVER!...LMFAO! :D:D:D

funky
01-30-02, 01:23 AM
SG Quote Material?

Qwijib0
01-30-02, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by Koribouros
SG Quote Material?

Heck Yeah...

This thread will be archived as soon as I finish the homework... :p

MadDoctor
01-30-02, 01:59 AM
Drinks are on me... and I have more money than David (well... I wish I did). Still... drinks are on me.

JamieLee2k
01-30-02, 03:34 AM
anyone know who Koribouros is, I am searching for clues

RoundEye
01-30-02, 08:20 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Grimson
01-30-02, 09:20 AM
COMEDY !!!

Who was it that always said this ^^ ?? MachoModule ?? EvilAngel ??
:D

funky
01-30-02, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by JLR
anyone know who Koribouros is, I am searching for clues

No need to know...

HalfLifer
01-30-02, 07:51 PM
Can I just say it?

I know who it is :p

mikemean
01-30-02, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Koribouros


No need to know...

Hi EugeneForPres!!!!!!

Noevo
01-30-02, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by HalfLifer
Can I just say it?

I know who it is :p

heh, un-ignore mikemean and check page one again :p


hehe j/k

HalfLifer
01-30-02, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by Noevo


heh, un-ignore mikemean and check page one again :p


hehe j/k


I posted before him

Noevo
01-30-02, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by HalfLifer



I posted before him


Thats nice. Now, what was your point?




:D

funky
01-30-02, 08:13 PM
Mmm... New pm...

What's this?




HalfLifer wrote on 01-30-2002 11:31 AM:
mmc! :D

HalfLifer
01-30-02, 08:20 PM
I infact sent it a while ago, and Its not MMC, I know.

Noevo
01-30-02, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by HalfLifer
I infact sent it a while ago, and Its not MMC, I know.


dude, your sitting here playing this out and everyone already knows who it is. :confused:

HalfLifer
01-30-02, 08:46 PM
IM not playing it out :rolleyes:


I KNOW ITS EUGENE OK

god damn, i ****in hate myself sometimes.....

Noevo
01-30-02, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by HalfLifer
IM not playing it out :rolleyes:


I KNOW ITS EUGENE OK

god damn, i ****in hate myself sometimes.....

relax, deep breaths, count some sheep (away from Mad Doc if you can). I just didn't get what you were doing and was confusedededed. nothing more. Carry on.


How 'bout them Lightnings :)

HalfLifer
01-30-02, 08:51 PM
listen

im a frickin idiot when I talk, i sound like the biggest dork when I do, and I cant carry a conversation for the life of me.



im a ****in stupid ass , ok? HAPPY?!?!?

Noevo
01-30-02, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by HalfLifer
listen

im a frickin idiot when I talk, i sound like the biggest dork when I do, and I cant carry a conversation for the life of me.



im a ****in stupid ass , ok? HAPPY?!?!?

yes, I am happy. but it has nothing to do with you being an ass or anything. Relax, and check your PM's :)

HalfLifer
01-30-02, 08:57 PM
its not about what just happened


no one ever replied to my threads, any of my replies, nothin.


IM a waste of space here, LATER

Noevo
01-30-02, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by HalfLifer
its not about what just happened


no one ever replied to my threads, any of my replies, nothin.


IM a waste of space here, LATER


man, you're more high maintenance than my wife sometimes :D